Blee Gleegog's Glee Blog

Because my friends are sick of my Glee-related Facebook statuses and I need somewhere to put all my Glee LOLCats, song requests and my geeking out about how AMAZING Artie and Tina are.

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(I made this, I didn’t make the source material. That would be Lin-Manuel Miranda and Brad Falchuk)

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if Glee took place now (Glee x Pitt Headcanons)

(in a world where the Glee characters weren't canonically older than all the residents/interns/students at the Pitt)

Nationals are in Pittsburgh for some unhinged reason

The "big medical event" is a partial stage collapse where the choral risers went kablooey after a team from California forgot they were supposed to step down from said risers to do their choreo and the repetitive stomping of 25 high schoolers did its thing

Santana and Brittany ask Santos to be their third before realizing she's a doctor and a full adult and not just someone wearing scrubs because someone stole her clothes

Blaine injures his voice from rehearsing a solo that someone else should have gotten and runs around the hospital begging for help, oblivious to the fact that there are people with actual stage shrapnel in their bodies

Mike Chang's parents feel bad about not really supporting his performance dreams so they decide to go to his final Nationals but they have ulterior motives, which is that they want him to see how well his second cousin John is doing as an ER doctor, and pull him out of Nationals-related sight-seeing to "shadow" Dr. Shen.

Tina and Mel bond over being short, smart women who are constantly interrupted by their colleagues and who feel most seen by occasionally problematic blue-eyed men (in this alternate reality, Tina and Mike broke up earlier and Tina's making her way back to Artie)

Sue doesn't adopt Baby Jane Doe, but she does leave BJD a little mini tracksuit. Also she might have been responsible for the stage collapse.

Even though Artie was paralyzed in a car accident and not a stage accident, he's still super triggered by what happened on stage and when Kurt, Mercedes, and Tina fail at getting him to calm down, Mel and Javadi save the day by letting him rap in one of "Dr. J's" TikToks

Brittany thinks Dr. Whitaker is Mr. Schue's son

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I just found a Glee fic I wrote 15 years ago in which Finn, Rachel, Artie, Tina, Kurt, and Mercedes get hooked on a telenovela and it's about a Glee club (and everyone in this fictional Peruvian Glee club is exactly like their Glee counterparts) and...wow, I was a much better writer in my twenties

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Really gross how the way I found out about Chris Colfer’s TLoS movie deal (which is very cool and exciting) was through a tweet asserting that “this is how we get Darren the Oscar.”

Like, even if it’s a joke, it’s fucked up that people cannot let Chris have a single win without attaching Darren to it.

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I just saw literally the most Tartie-coded car in my life

It was a car with two bumper stickers: one reading “KIDS UP IN THIS THANG” (which is a “Baby on Board” sign if Artie designed it) and one that is the phrase “Get off my ASS!” enclosed in a heart with Hello Kitty next to it.

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Update:

I saw the car again. The Hello Kitty sticker is actually her giving the finger and it says "STOP Riding My ASS!"

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I just saw literally the most Tartie-coded car in my life

It was a car with two bumper stickers: one reading “KIDS UP IN THIS THANG” (which is a “Baby on Board” sign if Artie designed it) and one that is the phrase “Get off my ASS!” enclosed in a heart with Hello Kitty next to it.

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Update:

I saw the car again. The Hello Kitty sticker is actually her giving the finger and it says "STOP Riding My ASS!"

[tinawarriorprincess]

I just saw literally the most Tartie-coded car in my life

It was a car with two bumper stickers: one reading “KIDS UP IN THIS THANG” (which is a “Baby on Board” sign if Artie designed it) and one that is the phrase “Get off my ASS!” enclosed in a heart with Hello Kitty next to it.

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I will admit that I haven’t been listening to Kevin and Jenna’s podcast because I cannot focus on anything for the life of me but I just heard a clip from the hot takes episode and I would like to know what drugs the “Tina Stan” who thought she grew as a person with Mike was on.

It’s fine to have a preference for a couple over another, but if you preferred a character as silent and sobbing and constantly talked out of asserting herself, you don’t love her.

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Forever mad we never got Dancing Through Life as an Artie dream sequence

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Kevin McHale singing "Magic Foot" at The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee rehearsals (via theatrely)

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I think Kalen (the lady who used to give us the great Glee behind-the-scenes videos before Mia Criss took over) passed away. Someone who has access to her Instagram shared a post someone made about a woman named Kalen passing away and tagged her in it, and the Glee Kalen was the only Kalen she followed

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Someone was asking Ally Bonino (the absolute musical theater LEGEND who plays Lucy in “Suffs,” the Broadway musical) if she thought Glee would do songs from Suffs were Suffs around when Glee was on.

I wouldn’t trust Ryan Murphy with Suffs. I’m just picturing the Glee Club messing around in the choir room singing “Great American Bitch,” and getting in trouble for cursing, and it being Tina’s idea so she’s the only one who gets in trouble for it (her punishment being her solo given away). Mike is the one who throws her under the bus (not maliciously, but he’s not as thoughtful as he’s perceived to be), but the majority of fandom doesn’t care because he’s pretty and finds some way to make it Artie’s fault.

We get a sad montage of Tina walking down the hall to some kind of detention situation to “Insane,” but because it’s Ryan Murphy, it’s on a split screen with Blaine singing the song on a bare stage going on some face journey (a la “Cough Syrup” in the Karofsky episode) even though he has nothing to do with the plot. He doesn’t change the pronouns in the song.

The Muppet Babies (fandom nickname for Artie/Tina/Kurt/Mercedes) lead “Keep Marching.” Sue calls Will a sick bastard for giving a song about marching to a kid in a wheelchair.

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Chris Colfer attends the arrivals of the 32nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party at The City of West Hollywood Park in West Hollywood, CA on March 10, 2024. (📷: Alamy)

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who has tik tok and knows why Chris is trending? Have the kids discovered glee (poor babies)? LMK if you know....

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Chris is trending because a ton of music got removed from the app because of a record label dispute. The Glee music wasn’t affected. People are using clips from his version of “Rose’s Turn.”

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kevinmchale Kitty daddy. Momo “Mominha” McKenzie-McHale or is it McHale-McKenzie? Thank you lillyslovebugs doggietahiti for putting us together and making adoption so easy ♥️♥️♥️

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OMG.

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The guy who wrote and performed “Planet of the Bass” is a fairly regular performer at the theater where I am an event photographer and I’m genuinely happy for him but mostly because he released it now and not 10-12 years ago, when it would undoubtedly be absolutely BUTCHERED on Glee by the Warblers.

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The one week I’m not in NY, Jenna and Kevin are

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Followup to the documentary post:

I had a photography gig today. Because I have zero internal concept of time, I was...very early to this gig. Call time was 6:30, I was at the venue by 5. Nobody was there which means that the space wasn’t set up, and so I couldn’t go in. Two blocks south is a large courtyard belonging to a local college. I decided to hang out there.

Half an hour later, a girl I went to summer camp with LITERALLY 22 years ago (yes, I am old as fuck) texts me out of nowhere saying that she is watching that unauthorized Glee documentary and there’s a shot of people behind a barricade waiting for the cast, and I was front and center in the shot. It is an astonishingly bad photo (well, video) of me.

This was when Glee was filming in 2011 for the S2 finale. I know this because that was the only time I went to see Glee filming anything. I had left NY (I’m back now and have been for 7 years) part of the way through S4, and my faves were still in Lima (filming in LA) at that point. The people who made the documentary must have depended highly on paparazzi footage because 2011 was before any of the shit went down with the cast.  I think this was when they were filming on the set of Wicked. I remember leaving after being told it was just Kurt and Rachel in the scene (not that I didn’t love them, but I wanted to meet Kevin and Jenna more). It turns out that more of the cast was on the other side of the theater with Ryan Murphy (this is where that bizarre gif of him petting Darren was from).