ShadowSnakeMistress

Indie Anko RP blog. Also a part of Shinobi Congregation. Mun is 18 + and super friendly! Open to random threads, asks, you name it. Anko will annoy you with no notice. You have been warned! (sidebar drawn by with-love-from-rin)

[ranpatsu]

[oneofunbendingwill]

"This has been an emotional day for all of us. I think we should get naked."

Zoolander starter sentences

The first part he simply nodded to passively, taking a seat to give himself a moment to just relax.  However, what came next threw him off, assuming that he just heard her wrong.

"Come again?"

[shadowsnakemistress]

Anko barked a laugh, rocking back in her chair as she held her aching stomach. 

"That caught you, didn't it?" She chuckled with an impish grin. "I'm joking, I'm joking." Anko fanned the tension away with her hand nonchalantly. "Calm down, Hatake. You should know by now that nonsense of any kind will come spewing out of my mouth with no notice."

Plus she thoroughly enjoyed messing with people, Kakashi for sure.

[allnerdsplay-rpg-blog]

"You’ll grow out of anime"

[shadowsnakemistress]

✌

send a ‘✌' for a gizoogled confession.

"Yo ass be a smart-ass ass n' yo' hood is bangin' as a muthafucka."

Original: You're such a smart ass and your village is hot as hell.

[blutunez]

Visit Original Link

[shewbs]

JESUS

[profsugoi]

I WAS NOT

[shxtteredmxsks-blog]

jesus fuck

[shadowsnakemistress]

[ ✌ ]

send a ‘✌' for a gizoogled confession.

"Yo ass have tha sickst ass of Konoha, Kakashi."

[centricismicons-blog]

send a ‘✌' for a gizoogled confession.

[shadowsnakemistress]

gizoogle

[oneofunbendingwill]

"Psssssst! Kakashi! PSSSSSSSST!"

"Yes, what is it?"

[shadowsnakemistress]

Anko leered at him from behind the alley wall, only her eyes and pointy purple hair visible. "Com'mer," she urged in a whisper.

[shadowsnakemistress]

Hey Anko imagine this : Danzo in spandex

"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE ME THINK OF SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE AND DISGUSTING AND WRONG?!"

[shadowsnakemistress]

I heard you and kakashi are an item

"Uhhhhh. No. Nope. Where did you hear something like that?" She spewed out with an uncomfortable laugh.

[kaminarikara-blog]

"I’m going to have to take a look at your pancreas."

-— [ ♛ ] - “… Do what now?” If it were anyone else, Roraku might’ve had half a mind to take that statement seriously. But seeing how it was just Anko being her ridiculous self, she didn’t think twice about it. No reason to take things out of proportion.

                “You’ve been watching too much TV…”

[kaminarikara-blog]

  -— [ ♛ ] - “Oh, relax. I’m just teasing.” A quick tap to her friend’s shoulder, and Roraku shrugged it off.

                “How about a bowl of ramen? My treat.”

[shadowsnakemistress]

Anko's mood was instantly lifted to the mentioning of food. Free food.

The woman beamed a smile, hurrying to her friend to loop one of their arms. "Well aren't you a charitable and perfect friend," she fawned.

[forbiddenjutsu-deactivated20140]

'Face Book' (hi!)

Send me ‘Face Book’ for my muse’s reaction to yours hitting them with a book.

"Do that again and I will more than happy to throw it back a hundred times harder."

(Hello!)

[shadowsnakemistress]

"If you do it back then I'll double do it but an infinite times harder," she sneered.

[nekurobazgrolic]

[shadowsnakemistress]

// for some reason I have this strange feeling Anko would get along with Ophelia

// Uhhhh..... No I think Ophelia would just kill her. Randomly. Strangely. Psychotically. 

What she did to Clare though

[shadowsnakemistress]

*leaves a claymore by the door*

"Sweeeeeeet! I'll just.... borrow this."

[shadowsnakemistress]

"Someone has a sweet tooth."

"Yeeeaaaaaah. That's common knowledge." Anko paused. "Why would you comment on that?" She questioned skeptically. 

[m0nopoly]