Could you please do a bleach version of "The 12 days of christmas". That would be so hilarious, Advance Merry Christmaz;))
This came in and I just had to do it right now. This is going to be SO much fun!
*clears throat* *has a sip of water*
On the first day of Christmas, Shunsui sent to me – A flower with some sake.
On the second day of Christmas, Soi Fon sent to me – Two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the third day of Christmas, Rose sent to me – Three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Unohana sent to me – Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Shinji sent to me – Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Byakuya sent to me – Six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Sajin sent to me - Seven dogs a’woofing, six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Lisa sent to me – Eight porno mags, seven dogs a’woofing, six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Kensei sent to me – Nine muscles flexing, eight porno mags, seven dogs a’woofing, six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Toshiro sent to me – Ten ice dragon statues, nine muscles flexing, eight porno mags, seven dogs a’woofing, six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Kenpachi sent to me – Eleven fighters sparring, ten ice dragon statues, nine muscles flexing, eight porno mags, seven dogs a’woofing, six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mayuri sent to me - Twelve poison syringes... (Mayuri decided he didn’t want any of his secret formulas out of his hands, and he thinks the whole holiday is silly so Jushiro will be taking his place on the twelfth day.)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Jushiro sent to me – Twelve koi fish plushies, eleven fighters sparring, ten ice dragon statues, nine muscles flexing, eight porno mags, seven dogs a’woofing, six Ambassador Seaweed cookies. Fiiiiiiiive tongue piercings! Four hidden daggers, three guitars a’strumming, two ninjas lurking, and a flower with some sake.
( @sexintheseireitei the twelfth day is all yours, sweetheart! ;) )
