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Nina glanced from Inej to Kaz and saw they both wore the same expression. Nina knew that look. It came after the shipwreck, when the tide moved against you and the sky had gone dark. It was the first sight of land, the hope of shelter and even salvation that might await you on a distant shore.

@chaolwestfal asked wesper or kanej

thatmightyheart

birds of a feather

addictedforbooksquad

ADDICTEDFORBOOKSQUAD BOOK EVENT # 3 🏳️‍🌈 P R I D E M O N T H

╙ Week 1 : books

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee

one-time-i-dreamt

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

treetopblueberries

LMFAO I LOVE THIS FEUD, THANK YOU JARED PADALECKI FOR THIS GEM

everythingfox

prokopetz

One of the funniest things about Bram Stoker’s Dracula is that it’s mentioned in passing that most of Dracula’s powers don’t even have anything to do with the fact that he’s a vampire; he can do all that stuff because – and I swear I’m not making this up – in his youth he attended a magic school whose headmaster was the actual Devil. This is never followed up on.

Basically, what I mean to say is that you can picture a scenario where any fictional devil you care to name is a teacher at a magic school where one of the students is kid Dracula, and this would be a totally canon-compliant crossover.

azzandra

Was… he a student at the Scholomance? Is this why the Western world is familiar with solomonari even though in Romania it’s such an obscure mythological reference??

prokopetz

That’s pretty much exactly what happened. Bram Stoker read one (1) book on Eastern European folklore that had a bit on the Scholomance in it, threw a passing reference to it into Dracula’s backstory, and English-speaking audiences have been going “hey, what the fuck?” ever since!

prokopetz

(Incidentally, this means that if you’re doing one of those classic crossovers where Victor Frankenstein ends up fighting and/or working for Dracula, Dracula absolutely gets to talk shit, because at least he finished his degree!)

m--ood-deactivated20181217

Magical encounter while free falling.

baconmancr

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

goddesssword

teathattast

milqi

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

cutecatzone

fullmemetalalchemist

this will never be relevant to anything but a while back i ran into a bag of bread that was cut the wrong way and i lost my mind over the way one slice looked

celestialvexation-arch

@meradorm

funneeb

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

ao3commentoftheday

ysabelmystic

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.