I am the Ultimate Lifeform. Get out of my way.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

I am very worried about what is going to happen to my DNA in the upcoming Shadow the Hedgehog game.

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

ALRIGHT THEN! TIME TO DROP YOU INTO THE SHADOW ZONE

@shadowheritageposts

@shadowthehedgehogheritageposts

Oh um ...why did you do that? There was absolutely no reason for this.

OH HECK YEA DRAMA TIME!

Wait, but how are you going to keep up the dream if they're teleported over here?

HM, I'll think of something dw about it

[shadowheritageposts]

What predicament have you gotten yourself into this time?

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

Heyyy Shadow! So in order for this to work I'm gonna have to try and put you in Finite's head. Won't that be fun?

I PROMISE I'm not gonna do anything nefarious I just want to see if it'll work, if it does it'll be reallllly cool!

[shadowheritageposts]

I SPECTACULARLY don't trust you, but I do want to help Finite.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

You can do that, then. I have better things to do than fall into an obvious trap.

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

ALRIGHT PERFECT! Glad you all agree with my plan

(A bright ball of red light starts to condense within her hands then she tosses it up into the air causing everyone around her to be thrown into the illusion. Or rather the recesses of the jackal's memory)

Welcome to titled towers

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

Gah... No! No, I don't have time for this!

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

ALRIGHT THEN! TIME TO DROP YOU INTO THE SHADOW ZONE

@shadowheritageposts

@shadowthehedgehogheritageposts

Oh um ...why did you do that? There was absolutely no reason for this.

OH HECK YEA DRAMA TIME!

Wait, but how are you going to keep up the dream if they're teleported over here?

HM, I'll think of something dw about it

[shadowheritageposts]

What predicament have you gotten yourself into this time?

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

Heyyy Shadow! So in order for this to work I'm gonna have to try and put you in Finite's head. Won't that be fun?

I PROMISE I'm not gonna do anything nefarious I just want to see if it'll work, if it does it'll be reallllly cool!

[shadowheritageposts]

I SPECTACULARLY don't trust you, but I do want to help Finite.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

You can do that, then. I have better things to do than fall into an obvious trap.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

and lemme guess? You probably don't want to know his personal life either

There's nothing to care about.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

For the record mr.Edge lord. Finite is named Infinite but like he doesn't like it

So therefore we don't call him that

For the record, Anonymous, I don't know what his personal life is.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

Wait no, you aren't allowed to look at the usernames. That's breaking so many walls

They're literally right there.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

*Turns you into a normal Mobian hedgehog for a day*

Lol

Is this just like a bit everyone's doing even though it hasn't worked once?

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

That guy's name is Finite btw if you care

Nuh uh

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

man that was short

I would rather not spend my time in the presence of such filth.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

GET INFINITED

@infinitethejackalheritageposts

... Hm. Maybe we can just make this quick... So you don't have to show your pathetic face to me for too long.

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

..Hello?

(Infront of you is a very very confused jackal)

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

That sure is the foolish "mercenary." You can leave, now.

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

alright then

(He has walked away)

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

👍

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

GET INFINITED

@infinitethejackalheritageposts

... Hm. Maybe we can just make this quick... So you don't have to show your pathetic face to me for too long.

[infinitethejackalheritageposts]

..Hello?

(Infront of you is a very very confused jackal)

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

That sure is the foolish "mercenary." You can leave, now.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

GET INFINITED

@infinitethejackalheritageposts

... Hm. Maybe we can just make this quick... So you don't have to show your pathetic face to me for too long.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

The other Shadow has dealt with this multiple times, you can too. Unless you're not actually the superior Shadow?

I don't have to prove that, it's obvious for everyone to see and by rejecting the trials he continues to be put through, I ultimately prove my independence from you. Something he has not done.

Continuously hitting your head against a wall doesn't make you immune to the migraine that comes afterward.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

*Anon magic*

*turns you into an Earth hedgehog for a day*

If you're really the ultimate lifeform you can deal with that for a day

I already did.

It is a thing that happened that I did, in fact, deal with this exact situation.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

no :(

Yeah.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

(h a m m e r)

Huzzah, now I can be friendly and cave people's skulls in.

[shadowthehedgehogheritageposts]

'was a friendly head bonk :(

Let me get a hammer and "bonk" people over the head with it, then.