Shadow's Overworked Therapist

Shadow the Hedgehog-dedicated sideblog that I'll frequent on occasion

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June Darby x Arcee can be called Arby's

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“Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love.”

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

One of my prints for Animazement 2025!

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Guess what everyone! The print version of this is now available for purchase on my Ko-Fi!

Shakespeare Sonadow Print - The Zombiy Art Shop's Ko-fi Shop

8x10 cardstock print of SCU Sonic and Shadow in Shakespearian style!

Grab yourself an 8x10 card stock print of two star crossed hedgies!

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I made a little TikTok series regarding the Shadow’s Age Discourse!

You can watch the one after this here:

TikTok - Make Your Day

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SCU Shadow the Hedgehog age discourse rant:

The Shadow the Hedgehog age discourse is kind of crazy because Sega retconned everyone’s age YEARS ago and Shadow never even technically had one because in the games he was created in a lab and in the movie he’s an alien that fell from the sky as-is. It’s not that he doesn’t age, it’s that he doesn’t HAVE an age.

Shadow in the SCU universe is referred to collectively alongside Maria as a kid because, like, bro he’s an alien that knows literally nothing about the world and he’s like 4 ft tall fluff ball. You WOULD treat him like a child, not because he IS physically a child, but because he needs the guidance and supervision of one in a world that he doesn’t understand. Also he’s with Maria, an actual kid, all the time just by way of her living at the laboratory, so it makes sense to refer to them both collectively as ‘kids’ because he goes along with whatever mischief she gets into. It makes sense that the soldiers around the facility would view him as a child too. Not because Shadow physically IS a minor, but because you’d have to treat him like one.

Also he’s voiced by fucking Keanu Reeves homie.

Idk man I’m just tired of seeing people’s comments section get lit up by a bunch of dickheads every time they post a thirst tiktok or make suggestive art/fanfic. People straight up saying shit like “ummm he’s 15” like no he literally, canonically is not lol wtf.

He has no actual age and he never will because he’s FUCKING IMMORTAL LOL

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The fics I’m seeing of someone from the wachowski fam finding Shadow and taking care of him and intergrating him into the fam are like my fucking bread and butter rn

Bonus points if they give him a bath, I know that rodent smells like absolute hot dog water

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-cracks knuckles hyperfixatedly-

I present to you, Shadow comfort/cuddly/tenderness art by me

the last one is him being held by Maddie because I desperately need to see it

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Sonic Movie 3 gave me an unquenchable, burning NEED to see that grumpy little man TENDERLY HELD. I also needed to practice my skin blending skills and thus: pure, unchecked autism was indulged.

EDIT NOTE: I want to make sure I point out that believe it or not, this piece is not sexually motivated. I just find the thought of Shadow being soft around women very cute ;w;

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i drew this after reading a lethal amount of Maddie-becomes-Shadow's-mom fics note: Zombiy is my twitter handle

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I have this headcanon that Shadow likes to write music. He doesn’t have all that great music theory but lyrics? He can write a banger chorus

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people really out here reading so deep into the sonic x shadow twitter takeover and straight up getting OFFENDED by some of the answers like,

bro this is why I don't dabble in the sonic fandom full time cuz an alarming number of ya'll will get upset over the most meaningless shit.

Like, the sheer amount of people straight up angry over the Elise "who's that now?" thing. Nobody's attacking your ship. It's just the writers being funny--and it WAS funny! Please I'm begging ya'll to acquire an inkling of media literacy or at the very goddamn least, a sense of humor. Jesus Henry Christ.

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Y’all notice the fact that the singers Shadow always goes to watch with Amy are always blue eyed blonde girls? You know……kinda like…..

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IM JUST SAYIN! I’m just sayin

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gave myself a little day off recently where i managed to finish this. It's good to indulge my other blorbos every once in a while haha. Now back to your regularly scheduled transformers stuff lol

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reblogging from my main account - the finished result heh

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Me in the Sonic fandom like: I’m just here for them tbh lol

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i cant believe i started a new blog just to talk about Shadow the Hedgehog