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—Sylvia Plath, "The Bell Jar"
I know // I'm a complex person
inspired by @orions-garden's mother/daughter poem & this judge cover
This is how torpedoes look in real life
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
number one thing i want for public bathrooms is for them to be unisex accessible safe private and clean. number two thing i want for pubic bathrooms is for them to have flat surfaces in the stalls you can put your handheld items down on when youre shittin. ive encountered it in like two bathrooms ever and it changed my life for real.
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
it's been nice hearing the naddpod guys talk about aging and go eww eww we're so decrepit we're so old only for axford to chime in like "well 🥰 personally im thriving and i think every year has been getting better and better" because she's said it like a million times and 🫶🏾 yes girl say that. but also it makes them all stop complaining to be like ohhhh true true guys we forgot emily is thriving
sacrificial lambs
fern's little clenched fist in celebration at the prospect of perfect pancakes....... she's so valid
This has to be the most beautiful thing one can say about a person
Emily Axford always plays the kind of characters that sound like OCs weird little girls draw and write stories about (compliment). Like.
A rebellious punk rock teenager with horns and a skateboard and a sick bass! She’s in charge of hell and has a phoenix girlfriend! And she’s got 3 whole dads!
A kick ass lady in leopard print who punches creepy guys in the streets, all while accompanied by a magical cat! (Her husband’s an angel who’s also good at punching and loves her a bunch btw)
A haunted middle aged woman. who owns a toy shop and pilots airships! She did a lot of adventuring but an evil robot bird murdered her crew and now she’s out to kill it! FOR REVENGE!
Little Red Riding Hood but she’s a werewolf! She rips bad guys apart with her teeth and claws when she’s mad! Oh and likes to play Gin Rummy with gramma
A pretty robot space outlaw with roller skates and she blows up stuff with her grenade arm cannon! She’s best friends with another robot who lives in trash!
And a superhero who was bit by a ghost bat and now she’s like a human bat who uses echolocation and flies just like a bat and she’s armed with a sick parasol and also TWO KATANAS!
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"
Source: Lainey Molnar
Yseult is filling the Lizzo-shaped hole in my heart, this is FANTASTIC!!!