Hoe Don't Do It

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Will Smith)

[funnyasxvideos]

[mxnrique]

[adeles]

Call me Bruce, champ. 

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris Mckay

[memewhore]

[handsoffmydinosaur]

[shady-moon-emoji]

someone: wet willy

me, an intellectual: moist william

[joshpeck]

I’m so tired of people saying that Michelle Obama was such a better first lady than Melania Trump like they both have very different backgrounds and thus different ways of approaching being the first lady and I’m so sick of society pitting women against each other and haha i’m just fuckin kidding but could you imagine 

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[paulacartagena2213]

[onlyblackgirl]

Vagina is closed until further notice.

[twolazytwolie-deactivated201809]

niggas anyway

[oriannagod-deactivated20150613]

[forever90s]

[thejungleofmufasa]

After some good dick……

[homosozialismus]

more like

[ballpointe]

things you don’t point out about people:

acne

cuts

Scars

body hair in places you’re not used to it being???

fat rolls/curves

how much/how little they’re eating

how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

How fat they are.

If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed

If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

[feministfront]

if they can’t fix it in ten seconds (i.e. something in their teeth, lipstick smear, pen on their nose), don’t mention it.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nobody-for-you]

[mathsmoker]

Wake up dad

[ey-b0ss420]