While she did say sheâd vomit hearing anything like that, Sam just froze and stared at the direction the moans were coming from. Chin almost attached to her neck, Sam couldnât even laugh along when Shae stepped out from where she had hidden, still in shock from the uncomfortable feeling of complete and utter awkwardness that had spread throughout her body. After a couple of seconds, she exhaled loudly and pointed her finger at the other. âHa. Got me. Ha. Jesus fucking christ, that was uncomfortable for me and the imaginary couple boning the shit out of each other in a stuffy ass room. What do you even tell those people? âPlease keep your bodily fluids to yourselfâ? âCover your stump before you hump? âIf you think sheâs spunky, cover your monkeyâ? And no, no IâmâŠjust checking the room temperature.â
The expression on the girls face only made Shae laugh harder. Tears formed in the corner of her eyes as she tried to calm herself down enough to talk âYour faceâ she wheezed through broken laughter, taking yet another moment to try to compel herself to act like a normal human being. Though she still let out the odd giggle here and there, Shae nodded her head âUsually I try to go with something like âsheâs faking itâ but your way is a little nicer. Youâd be shocked at just how many times Iâve caught these little assholes trying to get bizzay in the closests around here like some sort of animals. Like? You have dorms? Go frickle-frackle there maybe?â















