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[shaiinsiah]

"Discover yourself. See the world –

ind. mutuals only, super super private request only dracule mihawk of one piece, wielded by kelpy. headcanon based. sideblog

And grow strong."

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I want like a lot of pink, and for an accent color i was thinking more pink - wife @horonomi

"That is an excess of color." Notably, he doesn't actually say no to the demands, squinting thoughtfully at the wedding plans she's meticulously drawn up. They're very elaborate, he notes. Expensive.

Very much Perona.

"Add a little red in there."

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Mew mew! - Primrose cat hours with @horonomi

"Meow." It's completely deadpan, the sound of a man dead inside. Probably. Mihawk lifts her after a moment, child dangling from the scruff of her dress in his hand. "Are we cats, then?"

[horonomi]

For one who had never learned to swim, Perona did so love the beach. Such was the life to be a pirate that couldn't swim, but really she hadn't let it bothered her. She could "sunbathe", as she would call it, keeping herself carefully shaded to not allow her porcelain completion to become anything beyond perfect.

The fruit user hadn't intended to enter the water. She had every intention of remaining firmly rooted in the sand, even when the pretty shell in the surf caught her eye. Perona was sure that she could reach for it, if she just stretched far enough-

But she hadn't accounted for how fast the tide came in this time of day, and the moment the salt water splashed up along her feet, she'd fallen to her knees. Not even a splash or a cry. One moment, she'd been bending down, stretching to reach for the pretty shell & the next the undertoe had taken her.

It all happened so fast. All Perona could think was this was it- this is how she would die- not at the hands of a foe, but from the sea. All because she'd eaten a devil's fruit as a child. Oh, oh she had loved her powers these last twenty years...

Goodbye, cruel world...

And just as quickly as she had been taken, sinking, sinking, sinking... strong arms encircled her form, pulling her easily from the ocean.

"M-mihawk!" A sniffle, arms encircled the man's wet form. "I didn't mean to," she sobbed, shoving her head into the back of his sopping wet shirt. Clinging, her words were muffled. "I thought i was going to die!"

[shaiinsiah]

"You nearly did. Be more careful in the future." The harsh note of his tone registers belatedly, residual fear giving his voice more bite than he'd intended it to have. "Stay awake from the water if I'm not with you," he continues, trying to be gentler. He doesn't quite succeed, but it's still a little less angry.

His hand drops to her head, a little awkward as he waits for her to finish crying herself out. Mihawk still had no idea what she'd been doing by the water in the first place – the glitter of a nearby shell catches his eye, and he frowns at it.

Of course. She'd probably thought it looked nice.

He steps away long enough to retrieve it before coming back, turning it over in his hands. "Is this why you were so close to the waterline?" Pretty enough, he supposes. Maybe once all the sand is washed off... Hm."Next time just ask me to obtain it."

[horonomi]

"What- Really!?"

Big, crimson eyes shone in excitement. Both pirates were rather particular about their personal spaces remaining personal. Overnight stays were strictly kept to the bed, Perona much preferring to use the space she had curated for herself. She didn't even know what the man's bathroom looked like, but considering his good taste in space, clothing and his woman... she was rather excited to find out.

Perona didn't wait for him to change his mind, turning to scoop up a bath bomb and an array of pink, rose scented hair and body products. "Lead the way!"

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A sigh, as he caught the sight of the products in her arms. Those were never leaving his bathroom again, Mihawk could feel it in his damn bones. Still, he had made the offer and he wasn't taking it back now. He could live with her invading his bathroom.

He continued to steer her along, pointedly not thinking about the likely outcome of this. And truthfully, it wasn't as if the warlord... objected to such an outcome necessarily. Simply that he was rather particular about his own space, and allowing Perona into it was going to necessitate at least a few changes to accommodate them both.

Well, at least she was neat. He could live with that.

"Yes, really. Just don't make a mess."

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@horonomi || surprise starters for all

"I don't know what possessed you, but it would be preferable that it not do so in the future." Perona was fortunate he'd been paying attention at the moment he had been, else who knew how far out she'd have been swept before drowning?

Why had she been in the water in the first place? The last time he'd spotted her, she'd been stretched out on a blanket under an umbrella. Not quite sunbathing given the shade, but close enough to it for her tastes.

Mihawk wrung the water from the hem of his dripping shirt, mentally despairing at the damage the silk had surely undergone. Truly, the woman was a menace to his wardrobe. Giving it up as a bad job for now, he turned his attention back to Perona with a frown.

She looked fine at least.

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collection of small hcs that don't need their own posts

while the stoic, aloof personality is not necessarily a front, it is more of a public persona than his true personality; in private or in places where he's comfortable and at ease, mihawk's more of a closet nerd and rather passionate about his interests. he's just quiet about said passions.

he spoils perona. he's aware he spoils perona. also very aware she's insufferable about it. does it anyway.

he's a gift giver in terms of primary love language; secondary love language includes acts of service and quality time

has Ideas™️on what constitutes romance, proper dates, etc. perona got properly wooed and if she says she didn't she's lying.

he's a lot more playful and mischievous with people he's genuinely close to lmao he has to be very comfortable with said person, but if someone's close enough to experience this side of him it comes out fairly frequently, though it's usually in the form of dry humor and sarcasm rather than explicitly silly behavior.

[horonomi]

Frozen, on the ground in the corner of the bathroom, Perona found herself looking up at the tall man with tears still in her eyes. It'd been the most terrified she'd felt since moving into the keep- and while she knew spiders were inevitable in large spaces such as their home and had their uses- but they had so many legs!

Sniffling, she wiped away tears. "D-Did you kill it or just put it outside?"

[shaiinsiah]

"Put it outside." Though he supposed if she asked he could go hunt it down and kill it. But then they might get flies, and he did not relish the screaming when she found an ant. Or worse.

Mihawk pulled her to her feet when it was clear she wasn't going to get up on her own and set his hands on her shoulders to steer her along. "Since you are so concerned about its return, you may use mine. This time."

(There would be repeats. He knew there would be repeats in the future. But he can at least pretend to be firm about it.)

"My bathroom is spider free."

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his affection for perona means that he indulges her in conversation and behaviors he wouldn't tolerate from anyone else. this affection and indulgence also means that perona's probably the only person he allows to actively order him around without retaliation.

that said he will find little ways to get revenge if perona pushes things a little too far

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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!" Perona @horonomi's sheik can be heard through the entire keep. "MIHAWK!!!!! THERE'S A S-S-SPIDER IN THE BATHROOOOM!!!!" sobbing and crying quickly follow

A slow sigh as he stares at the ceiling for a moment, wondering what he ever did to deserve this. Yes, he's killed some people and he's probably destroyed a few hundred ships out of boredom but that's pretty low on the piracy scale.

This is probably karmic justice for something though. Maybe that time he stepped on an ant instead of putting it outside.

Still, he goes after another moment lamenting his life's choices – the spider is relocated in record time before he sets a hand on Perona's head and leans in.

"I will get you a flyswatter."

@horonomi

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things said in discord pt 2

shit that’s been said in one of my many discord servers; edited for clarity/grammer, feel free to edit gendered/location language as needed! tw for some nsfw quotes of both sexual and non sexual variety

“i can forgive him. the entertainment value makes up for the blasphemy.”

“we’re getting horse eggs.”

“FUCK his boat.”

“the price of fashion is sometimes you're bald and have no pants.”

“believe in the lesbians that believe in you.”

“it'll be an interesting balance between beautiful and not drowning my children on video.”

“are they preaching to the ham lady…?”

“you can't offer free money to small children”

“or, if you’re English–first of all, sorry. but anyway–”

“how is canada doing this so well. what have you done”

“you guys totally could have gaslit me there, thanks for not doing that.”

“frogs are inherently unfuckable and i will not elaborate”

“wrong! babies can commit murder. try again”

“the lion king and batman begins is the exact same movie”

“the generational trauma of bread”

“i dont think moogles are qualified for marriage counseling.”

“it's the matrix but for snails.”

“the illiteracy level of trees has been dropping exponentially.”

“he's a dom, how unfortunate.”

“we have to wait for our gummy worm to cool down after boiling it in what’s basically battery acid.”

“i have never been so impressed yet so disappointed in a sandwich in my life.”

“okay well, im in the cult so i can't complain.”

“pretty soon he’s going to be paying taxes.”

“i'm- SHUT UP - i'm doing hot girl shit!!”

“the police come up with this brilliant idea right, their plan is they're going to enter the water to search for the shark. it MIGHT be a stupid idea but remember everyone IS super jazzed to get eaten.”

“oh the tree's haunting me again.”

“i don't know! do vampires have tee- oh wait i was thinking of mosquitoes.”

“no you're trying to kill me, everyone else is collateral damage. which i will take.”

“i wanna deconstruct him like a sandwich.”

“Imma try to give this kid food at least. hey i unlocked communism.”

“it is not pizza soup don't do me dirty like this.”

“steal the apple pie. she'll come home and be like what the fuck where did my pie go?”

“wow, that's fucked. i need to investigate that.”

“getting murdered is a bonding experience.”

“god gave me two hands so I could pet two cats at the same time.”

“he's not aware that i speak for him. i am his lorax and he is the tree.”

“haven't thought that far ahead yet. too busy being incredibly hot and excruciatingly fast.”

“it's not summer until there's a corpse pile in the nearest body of water.”

“there's always corpses in the pool.”

“i don't wanna hear fucking come all ye people on an accordion at polka tempo.”

“hey girl, let's make meat smoothies in your reference section.”

“just tell your anxiety to shut the fuck up.”

“i'm so used to being covered in fish.”

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rules

under readmore for length!!

▍ ❝   Canon/OC Friendly I RP with canon and OCs alike, I don’t mind either one. I do however, reserve the right to drop a thread for any reason, though I’ll try to talk to you about it. Discord is available to mutuals on request. Just please be aware I suffer from social anxiety so my conversational skills are not great.

▍ ❝   Boundaries This is an 18+ private blog; I am 36 and prefer to rp with adults. My preference is 21+. Mutuals only and a sideblog! If I take awhile to answer something just gimme a yell.

▍ ❝   ON BLOCKING. I can and will use the block button if I feel the need; no I will not justify why I've blocked someone if I do feel the need to do so. If I've hardblocked you, it is 100% because you make me uncomfortable, we've had previous drama on other blogs/in discord and I don't wish to rekindle it, or you simply post a lot of my triggers untagged and I'm doing it for my own mental health. These are the reasons I hardblock. If I've softblocked, then it's either because we've never interacted despite being mutuals and I'm cleaning up my dash, or you're a new follower but I can't see us interacting.

-> on that note, FNAF blogs will be hardblocked on sight, they trigger my horror animatronics phobia and even if we never interact just having them in my space makes me uncomfortable.

▍ ❝   SHIPPING. Mihawk's singleship with @/horonomi's Perona. Shipping isn't on the table for anyone else, sorry!

-> If I post a shipping meme, it's for horonomi. Anyone else can send in shippy meme prompts but you will only receive replies that are platonic in nature.

▍ ❝   DRAMA. Unless someone's an active predator or you know they're causing harm and have seen me interacting with them (and if I am interacting then I am unaware of this information, I promise), don't involve me in the drama thank you. I have just enough spoons and energy to manage my own blacklist of people I do not interact with, I do not need to be curating your space for you too by tracking who you do and do not get along with. Just use savior/xkit to block their url and remove them from the dash and keep going. I tag urls both for organization and to make it easier for people to block reblogs from blogs they don't want on their dash for this reason.

▍ ❝   TRIGGERS. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TAG HORROR, EXPLICIT CREEPY PASTA, JUMP SCARES AND GORE/EXCESSIVE GORE (Images only, text is fine.) WITH TW/CW HORROR. Please also tag dolls, ball joint, porcelain and very life like dolls in particular with horror. Dolls that are very clearly toys such as barbie dolls don't need to be tagged. BJD is also an acceptable tag for dolls. Animatronics and horror game puppets such as those in Five Nights At Freddy's and the Poppy Playtime also fall under this. Regular puppets such as muppets do not.

▍ ❝   MEMES Ask memes can always be continued and turned into a thread, no question! Feel free to reply/reblog or move it to a new thread if you wanna continue it and I'll likely reply. If I'm not feeling like it needs to be continued I'll let you know so we can plot something anyway. Memes don't expire so feel free to send one in regardless of age.

-> if you do send in an older meme, please try to send either the entire prompt or include a note of which meme it's from, because a lot of memes use the same symbols/numbers so if you don't, I will assume it's from the last meme I reblogged using those symbols/numbers and answer accordingly.

▍ ❝   STARTER CALLS AND MULTIS Going forward, if a multimuse likes a starter/inbox call, they are required to include the muse they want me to send an ask/write a starter for, either in an IM or in a reply to the call post, or they will not receive anything. I've had too many people ask me for an interaction only to ignore it and never reply because it wasn't for the muse they actually wanted, even after telling me to send it for whatever muse I wanted to send it for. I also tend to struggle to choose a muse and then think of something to write if I'm not given a muse to direct it towards. The only exceptions to this rule are if we have spoken ooc often about muses I'd like to interact with, or if I only interact with one or two of your muses anyway, in which case they're the ones I'm going to default to unless you ask otherwise.

-> IF YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWED BY @idiotaggression WE ARE NOT MUTUALS. DO NOT LIKE STARTER, MEME OR PLOTTING CALLS. PERIOD.

▍ ❝   ACCESSIBILITY I use small text and minimal formatting. I ask that if you use colored text, you be aware that I use the low contrast blue theme for the tumblr dash as it's the only one that doesn't hurt my eyes, and as a result some colors (such as green) are basically illegible on that color scheme. I have the xkit color remover extension that strips color from text when it's on the dash (so I won't see it if you use color in your formatting for any reason such as emphasis on the dash), but it does not strip color when editing/reblogging a post. You may want to adjust the colors you're using when replying to me, if you want to keep using them. In a similar vein, if you need me to use normal sized text instead of small, don't hesitate to say so! I can adjust for you no problem.

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