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Married Hollanov Part 2

🏒 One touch is not enough | 1.1k

Shane gets drunk and can't keep his hands to himself.

🏒 Ilya Rozanov Started A TikTok Live: come watch me ragebait my husband !! | 1.3k

AKA Ilya "Professional Ragebaiter" Rozanov has some fun fucking with his husband while the internet watches

🏒 miced up | 1.5k

🔒 they expect ilya to shit talk with his teammates and instead they get him being domestic with his husband

🏒 Boy, Look At You Looking At Me | 1.9k

Shane smokes weed for the first time and has no issues with loving up on his husband in front of their friends

🏒 human nature (why, why?) | 2.3k

ilya rozanov is shane hollander's best friend, to hayden pike's shock and horror

🏒 Let me hear your body talk | 2.8k

Shane does a workout interview with Men's Health Magazine. When the video drops while he's out with Hayden, Ilya's at home watching it and having strong Feelings about it.

🏒 Coattails | 3.0k

Shane: And you’re going to get ready with us for the Met Gala.

🏒 The Photo | 3.0k

Sprawled out on a beach chair, damp and sun-kissed, Shane Hollander is oblivious to how fuckable he is. So really, posting that photo was just… sharing the truth. A public service.

🏒 Downy | 3.1k

🔒  Ilya Rozanov has a laundry kink and he's not proud of it.

🏒 Make Me Remember | 3.1k

Ilya Rozanov refers to his husband as his boyfriend and his husband makes him remember.

🏒 The First Pancake is Always Lumpy | 3.4k

Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations. And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.

🏒 What you Wanted | 3.7k

Shane thinks Ilya is cheating turns out it was a big misunderstanding.

🏒 Hockey Husbands Play Truth Or Dare | 3.7k

A popular YouTube channel, known for ‘Truth or Drink’ videos, manages to book the famous hockey couple Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, years after they get married

🏒 Madwoman | 3.9k

Ilya watches his husband in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video. It goes about as chaotic as expected

🏒 would you still love me | 4.1k

Fingers brush against his cheek, and Shane leans into the touch, lost in the feeling of being loved and wanted so wholly. And then, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” 

🏒 save a horse, ride a centaur | 4.4k

For their first Halloween together as a married couple, Ilya convinces Shane to dress up in a couple's costume.

🏒 Love Was A Myth (Now It’s My Morning Coffee) | 4.4k

Ilya is going to die. His heart is actually going to give out on him because of this sweet, perfect man who he loves more than he knows what to do with. Who he loves more than anything in this entire world

🏒 arrullo de estrellas (lullaby of stars) | 4.6k

Ilya post a picture on Instagram of Shane sleeping on top of him and became trending topic on twitter

🏒 just call me boring barbie | 4.7k

years after him and Ilya got together, Shane starts to resent the 'boring' banter.

🏒 Everything to me | 5k

Married Hollanov are asked by Yuna when they're going to have children. Shane's not sure that he wants kids, but he and Ilya haven't talked about that yet.

🏒 and should i wedded be | 5.1k

the Vogue Wedding Article

🏒 hope it hurts like you hurt me | 5.5k

Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece

🏒 meet the husband | 5.6k

After his relationship with NHL star Ilya Rozanov goes public, Shane Hollander wants to invite his friends over for dinner

🏒 36 Questions That Lead to Love | 5.7k

Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!

🏒 Leave a divot for your eye | 5.9k

Ilya Rozanov regularly gets called out on fighting his husband’s battles. He thinks people should be glad it’s him they’re facing.

🏒 Breakfast All Over Your Tiffany’s (Munch, Munch, Munch) | 6.4k

Shane and Ilya have a sponsor campaign/ photoshoot together and get really horny about it. Especially over the chokers that wardrobe keeps putting on them

🏒 Should We? We Should. | 6.5k

Happily married and sickeningly sweet with each other, Shane and Ilya attend Hayden’s birthday party expecting nothing more than a casual night out. As the evening unfolds, the atmosphere shifts, and the night ultimately turns into a very dangerous game of cat and mouse.

🏒 my only shining star | 7.0k

their first morning as husbands spent dancing to an old Japanese song and saying vows in Russian

🏒 The Adoring Husband’s Handbook | 7.5k

5 times Ilya Rozanov spoiled Shane Hollander with the Princess Treatment™ he so rightly deserves. As if Ilya could treat his boy any other way

🏒 You’re Mine | 7.8k

When the Peloton ad that Shane does drops online, Ilya has a lot of feelings about it— and maybe too many words for the fans online

🏒 The Smallest Part | 9.5k

Ilya loses his wedding ring and doesn't tell Shane. Instead, he tries to handle it himself. This leads to a week of distance, panic, and the fear that he is about to lose much more

🏒 Vogue’s 73 Questions with the Hottest Couple in Hockey | 10.3k

Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue. Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce

🏒 Dinner Tonight? | 15.1k

There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.

🏒 Crystal Blue (Body and Soul) | 20.4k

Shane and Ilya go on family vacation with Yuna and David to Florida!

🏒 Co-Dependent Husbands Series

Fic Rec Masterpost | Married Hollanov Part 1

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Connor Storrie | 2024 | Nativity Haunt Ensemble

↳ "The Nativity" Act 4: "The Birth of Christ, the Unhooding of Christ"

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Hey,

I hope you can help me. I search a tuna melt fic in which Ilya tricks Shane into a relationship. He basically says he wants to sleep with him without condoms and if it would be okay if they stop sleeping with other people. Every chapter after that was basically Shane or Ilya who tried to manipulate the other one into a real relationship except they were to stupid/afraid to talk about it.

I read something similar to this, but I am unsure if it is your exact fic. I will put below what I have found.

Boil The Frog

What if Rozanov decided to use the idea of getting to fuck raw as a way to convince Hollander to be exclusive instead.

Strike-Slip Tectonics

the tuna meltdown doesn't happen, and Shane doesn’t realize he has a boyfriend for several months

falling into you 

Ilya makes him tuna melts and says his name and Shane doesn’t freak out and run away. Well, he does freak out, but he also stays. Or the one where Shane doesn’t realize that Ilya’s his boyfriend for a solid three months

Does this fic sound familiar to anyone else? Please let me know x

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hollanov hall of fame (fic rec masterlist)

some popular some not so popular fics that i adore. asterisks are favs that i can't be normal about.

character study

rookie of the year by medric / @bluegrasshole*

rozanov – not on hockey / vdud' (eng) by werevolche / gotthesunshinex *

mosquito by gone_girl

au (hockey, or not)

vessel by medric / @bluegrasshole*

clear to a hedgehog by @magneticwave*

for the right reasons by @citrusses*

house of mirrors by ratherunnecessary

win and bear it by anonymous (public plea to please...update)

hurts so good (angst/whump)

penalties by @citrusses*

show me how to be whole again by @rozanohwell*

send me back a thousand days by @rozanohwell*

if only a prayer by absolutelyhollanov*

dogging by @radialarch

everything else (yum yum )

running down the hills by hockeyfinches

ballad of a bisexual terminator by pressuretoparty

torture me (with all i’ve wanted) by toomuchplor

like for like by @smugrobotics*

love takes a mile by corsi

that'll leave a mark by subcorax

forget there's any other place by anonymous

serendipity by ummrys

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thank you for all that you do on this blog!! (i check it wayy too much lol) do you have any recs for hollanov that were married earlier in the timline or hollanov that got married before they tell anyone?

Secret Marriage Hollanov

🏒 Logistical Concerns | 2.7k

When Shane Hollander is hurt on the ice and Ilya Rozanov is called out in the middle of the game to be with him, Hayden Pike and the internet spiral. Secret marriage. Bad PR. A nurse with an NDA. Hockey Twitter never stood a chance.

🏒 HR sanctioned team building activities  | 6.6k

After Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Ilya and him try to keep the relationship a secret by leaning into the rivalry that has followed them around for the entirety of their careers. But they underestimate just how competitive they are and it gets so bad that the team has to call an intervention

🏒 Your Name, It's Gonna Look Good Next To Mine | 8.9k

Ilya and Shane get married right at the start. Cuteness and drama ensues

🏒 fall in love again and again | 12.9k

5+1 where shane and ilya are married, but no one knows. they decided the best way to handle the situation is clear; fall in love again in front of the other centaurs

🏒 WHAT DID WE MISS?!?! | 16.9k

What if Shane and Ilya didn’t get caught at the cottage?? what if they got married in secret?? And what if emergency contacts revealed it all??

🏒 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas | 24.7k

After Shane is injured, Ilya cannot keep his composure and reveals what they have been hiding for years- they're married and have been since a drunken awards night in Vegas 2014

🏒 My Kingdom For a Kiss | 31.4k

Shane and Ilya managed to hide their relationship for over a decade. What if they manage to hold out a little longer, get married in secret, deal with their mental well-beings, and then get to tell the world on their own terms?

🏒 The Game Plan | 64.0k

No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan

🏒 With or Without You | 109k

Or the one where that one night in Vegas gets a little out of hand for Ilya and Shane and a marriage by accident could turn into one of convenience. And maybe, something more

🏒 Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage | 118k

In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

🏒 there is no heart for me like yours | WIP

the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband

🏒 Mystery of love | WIP

Shane and Ilya are married, but it's just Ilya who pursued career in hockey. Shane studies at uni, hiding his romantic relationship from the whole world, but his friends are slowly learning the truth that the mysterious Lily is in fact a famous hockey player Ilya Rozanov

🏒 Anyone With A Heart Would Agree | WIP

Shane Hollander is a college student, Ilya Rozanov is a hockey player, no one knows they're married

🏒 I’ll Build A House Inside of You | WIP

In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough

🏒 A Little More Romeo, A Little More Juliet Series

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Hollanov Social Media Fics Part 2

🏒 hollanovisthebest81 vs the shaydens | 1.0k

bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this

🏒 Twenty Reasons You Should Still Be Jealous of Ilya Rozanov | 1.3k

When Ilya's married life in Ottawa is accused of being boring, he responds with a list of things he has worth being jealous of. Number six will shock you! (It won't.)

🏒 Shane Hollander, #1 | 1.7k

🔒 Nobody had ever not described Shane Hollander as competitive. And certainly nobody who knew him had laughed at the idea that he was possessive about his husband. Shane grinned, and clicked on the stupid Twitter tag

🏒 The Great Huntanov Debacle | 1.9k

people ship ilya & scott hunter. ilya has a breakdown about it

🏒 #ROZLY Is Trending | 1.9k

People shipping Marlow and Roz together

🏒 #RedditGate | 2.3k

In which Shane Hollander's Reddit account is discovered by a Twitter user and sub-sequentially Ilya Rozanov's account is found by association

🏒 Kissing Centaurs | 2.5k

Kiss cam moment as told by 2 reporters attending a Centaurs game (My summary)

🏒 Endometriosis Awareness Month | 2.7k

🔒 When the Ottawa Centaurs' social media representative Frieda Kampell accidentally reposts information on endometriosis from the official team account, she could never guess that they would end up here: The Centaurs are facing a period cramp simulator for a video!

🏒 #Hacked | 2.7k

The Official Ottawa Centaurs account gets hacked

🏒 Welcome to the Internet | 3.1k

Shane would like one day to pass where he doesn’t go viral on twitter.

🏒 You Weren’t Supposed to See That | 3.2k

@\theamazingworldofhockey: [img.] The tag on the black one says "Property of Ilya Rozanov"

🏒 Ilya Rozanov Wins the Ship War | 3.4k

Hollanov has triumphed over Shayden in Heated Rivalry's in-universe hockey RPF fandom- but Ilya's still using his burner account, and still a menace

🏒 Contents | 3.6k

Shane and Ilya do a “what’s in your bag” video

🏒 Your Loss Our Gain | 3.6k

rose’s texts get leaked

🏒 Ilya Rozanov’s Tweeted Rivalry | 3.7k

Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man

🏒 Ilya Rozanov vs The Shayden Fandom | 4.0k

In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight

🏒 Chirping 101 with Ilya Rozanov | 4.3k

In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's it

🏒 The Shane Hollander Mesh Top Scandal | 4.4k

Shane Hollander wears a mesh top to the NHL Charity Gala and breaks the interne

🏒 Lily & Jane Take Over Twitter | 4.6k

The hockey twitter world explodes when a new Shane fan account under the name "Lily" pops up. And all she tweets about is how bad she wants to fuck Shane Hollander.

🏒 I’m 47 and Afraid Of Ilya Rozanov | 4.7k

Ilya Rozanov and Troy Barrett are photographed leaving Scott Hunter's gay bar. Social media decides this must mean... they're homophobic?

🏒 I Collapse Into Your Arms | 6.1k

A timeline of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's rise into the NHL and their relationship told through the lens of hockey stan twitter.

🏒 #FreeLily (Shane Hollander vs Hockey Twitter) | 6.5k

Shane Hollander likes to think he keeps his image pretty clean. Social media loves finding reasons to disagree

🏒 Cheer Up, Hayden Pike | 7.1k

Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos

🏒 Tweets of a Beat Reporter | 7.9k

The Ottawa Centaurs from 2016 to 2021 as told through the tweets of their resident beat reporter.

🏒 Ilya Rozanov : PR Nightmare | 7.9k

10 years of ilya rozanov vs pr agents everywhere

🏒 @ shanehollander24 replied to @ realrozanov | 8.0k

a social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship

🏒 Shane Hollander Has Left the Chat | 11.7k

In which Shane and Ilya accidentally reveal their timeline to the world during an interview, and create an uncontrollable chain of events.

🏒 He’s Good for My Heart (But He’s Bad for Business) | 14.2k

Ilya and Shane start the journey that is parenthood

🏒 @ LilyHollander24 Liked Your Tweet | 16.4k

What's a girl to do on a lonely night in Boston? Make a burner account to stan "her" secret boyfriend publicly, no holds barred

🏒 Shane Hollander’s Girlfriend | 125k

Ilya Rozanov, a professional hockey player with the ego of a small country or large, desperately wants to brag about his boyfriend Shane Hollander. Unfortunately, Shane is also his biggest on-ice rival, which makes public admiration socially and professionally inconvenient. Instead of choosing the reasonable option (keeping quiet), Ilya does what anybody would have done: he creates a Twitter account called “Shane Hollander’s girlfriend.”

🏒 Reddit Verse Series

🏒 Hollanov Social Media Series

Fic Rec Post | Part 1

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ABO Hollanov

This is an ongoing list that will be updated as I read more !!

🏒 Fleeting | 2.0k

🔒 An alternate version of Shane's accident on the ice. (mpreg Shane)

🏒 The Bite | 4.3k

Shane is bit by an alpha on the ice. An alpha that isn't Ilya

🏒 5 Times Ilya Thought of Having A Baby with Shane | 5.5k

Five times Ilya thought of having a baby with Shane + one time Shane talked about having a baby with Ilya

🏒 They Say It’s My Fault, But I Want (Him) So Much | 7.3k

What if we took the club scene from episode 4 and had Shane collapse from experiencing Omega Rejection Syndrome after seeing Ilya dancing with someone else?

🏒 She Knows | 7.4k

🔒 5 times when Anya knew first that Shane was pregnant, and 1 time everyone knew

🏒 The Heat | 6.2k

Shane's suppressants are failing

🏒 You Found Me | 8.6k

Shane and Ilya can handle the pressure of playing professional hockey. They can handle overtime, the stress that comes with being famous, the photoshoots, everything. They can handle a pregnancy with ease. They cannot, apparently, handle naming a human. Surely picking a name for their son shouldn’t be harder than winning a Stanley Cup.

🏒 9-29 | 14.4k

shane hollander is pretty sure he’s pregnant

🏒 Just to Feel You Breathe from Underneath Me | 20.4k

It’s funny, if he doesn’t think about what it entails, that only three months after seeing Ilya play with those kids in the pool, Shane finds out he’s pregnant with Ilya’s baby.

🏒 Tucked Beneath My Muscle Memory Was You | 26.0k

After not sending the "we didn't kiss" text, Shane's omega hormones go into distress mode. Despite trying to hide his symptoms and play through the misery, when Ilya Rozanov finds out what's going on, the alpha Shane's body wants most is determined to fix it

🏒 Blossom of Snow, Bloom, and Grow | 31.9k

vignettes of shane's unexpected pregnancy

🏒 Silk-Like-Hips (Conscious Lips) | 34k

5 times [omega] Shane obliviously sits through [alpha] Ilya’s affection + 1 time he realizes it

🏒 ay, recházame (oh, reject me) | 57.3k

Shane doesn't get injured after Tampa, and Ilya breaks up with him to save both their hearts. (Un?)Fortunately for Ilya, Shane isn't letting him go without a fight

🏒 Bare | 146k

Shane and Ilya’s relationship through the years but in Omegaverse AU

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Hollanov Amnesia Fics

Ilya Centered

🏒 In Vino Veritas | 3.1k

Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

🏒 The Thing About Jane | 7.4k

Three days after winning his first MVP award, Ilya Rozanov is critically injured in a serious car accident. Through the fog of head trauma, he struggles to remember certain details of his life, which sends him on a personal journey to find the whole truth

🏒 there's no pretending | 13.1k

The term, he’s told, is temporary retrograde amnesia. Ilya doesn’t need the direct translation to understand: he forgot things. Ten years of things

🏒 Missing Hours | 19.7k

Ilya doesn't remember the moment his head hit the pavement or the sound of screeching brakes. He's forgotten he ever left Russia, and the names Yuna Hollander and Shane mean nothing to him, though these people clearly know him pretty well.

🏒 The Knockout Lockout | 23.9k

“…ya – hey! There you are,” the stranger says shakily, one strong hand clutching Ilya’s face. “Fuck, Ilya, you’ve gotta stay awake, okay? They’re coming, just hold on. I’m here.”

🏒 the golden boy and my worst regret | 38.1k

In 2022, Ilya wakes up in a hospital in Ottawa with no memory of how he got there. He has hazy recollections of 2015, but he can't remember anything about the past seven years. He is shocked to learn he is now married to Shane Hollander, a fact that forces him to reconcile the decisions of his past self with the expectations he inherited from his father

🏒 all's well that ends well (to end up with you) | 53.2k

An amnesia fic that sees Ilya wake to a life that he loves, one that he fought for even if he can't remember what that fight looked like. With the hesitant help of Troy Barrett, he'll do everything he can to keep it

Shane Centered

🏒 Am I Married? | 3.0k

Shane wakes up in the hospital, loaded with painkillers, and the most beautiful man he's ever seen is holding his hand

🏒 the body just knows | 3.6k

After the game accident, Ilya goes to visit Shane at the hospital only to find out that Shane had no recollection of the past eight years they've shared together

🏒 Another sweet version of Shane | 3.8k

After that bad accident,Shane caught a temporary amnesia.He forgot something, but as soon as he saw Ilya,he was pretty sure that was his boyfriend

🏒 Still Here, Still Yours | 9.7k

After an on-ice accident leaves Shane Hollander with temporary amnesia, he wakes up believing it’s 2017—only to learn it’s 2023 and that he’s married to Ilya Rozanov

🏒 To Be Remembered, Is To Be Loved | 13.8k

Shane's last memory is July 2010, a.k.a the first time they hooked up in Toronto after shooting the commercial. Problem is, it is 2022, and they have been married for almost a year, but Shane cannot remember the past 12 years of his life with Ilya.

🏒 Signs of Life | 28.3k

Shane's concussion in S01E05 leaves him missing his memories from the last decade. Ilya is now the only person in the world who knows the truth about him and Shane, and is forced to question whether to burden Shane with their complicated relationship or to walk away

🏒 The Importance of Strawberries | 40.7k

In 2031, Shane wakes up in the hospital certain that it's 2010. Ilya is there to remind him of the two decades he's missed and the life they've built along the way

🏒 A Sound Is Still A Sound Around No One | 43.2k

In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt

🏒 The Second First Time | 59.7k

Shane Hollander wakes up in a hospital room convinced it’s 2016 — and that Ilya Rozanov is still his biggest rival, someone he’s supposed to hate

🏒 Whatever We Become (I Was There Before It All) | 64.0k

Shane is hurt during a game. Another head injury, only this time the fallout is much more permanent. Mentally he's back in January of 2017 and he's still dating Rose Landry and actively denying his feelings for Rozanov. Only everyone keeps telling him he and Rose broke up, he's gay, and he's in a committed relationship with his rival. Apparently a lot can change in a year.

Fic Rec Post

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this month has two fics that i could not get out of my head! happy april!

on s’voit demain by subcorax / @subcorax (2876)

Shane gets payback for the phone call with Hayden.

Sort of.

hold me without hurting me (you’ll be the first who ever did) by mightydolphin (4862)

instead of going to the club during episode 4, shane goes back to his apartment. then he texts ilya.

five-star service by fckingfreckles (5588)

shane’s first night as a swanky hotel bellboy is going great. until his long-time celebrity crush checks into penthouse one at 2 am and decides to tip you in ways not covered in employee training.

slow motion, love potion by umbradel (delsicle) / @delsicle (6811)

Ilya ran his finger over the fat stack of cash in his hand, making quick calculations. 

“You gave me enough for two hours,” he finally said. “We can do everything. Okay?”

“Everything,” Hollander smiled. “Yeah, that sounds fun, okay.”

—

Ilya and Shane meet in Sochi, under different circumstances.

I Only Threw This Party for You by OrYouCouldHaveMine (7022)

Ilya throws a masquerade party so he can fuck Shane without having to face anything else.

like the bodies of saints by yourinsomnia / @yourinsomnea(11756)

an AU in which Shane and Ilya are roommates, Ilya has an OnlyFans, Shane works at the boxing gym, and everyone around them thinks they’re already married.

Floating (Like a Feather on the Sea) by Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle / @fandoms-are-my-lifestyle (14070)

Ilya Rozanov is an Olympic figure skater. Shane Hollander is a professional hockey player. Somehow, they still figure it out.

where the yellow grass grows knee-high by alspancakes (14169)

“So,” Shane started out, pushing half a strawberry around his place, leaving a pink slimy trail in its wake. His eyes were down when he spoke, as usual, but they flicked up to find Ilya’s after a moment. “Um. I know it’s early, but I have a birthday gift for you. Well,” Shane bit his lip. “It’s not, like, a gift, I guess. Not physical.” 

Ilya’s eyebrows raised, and he painted on a curious smile, pointing at his chest. 

“For me? A gift?”

 *

or, ilya's first vacation with the hollanders. shane has a few surprises for him.

The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane) (series) by some1_around (20954)

Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

A Day in the Life of a Centaur (series) by WriteSmart (22065)

To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team.

That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night.

OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.

Protected Person by chinesebakery / @chinesebakery (27485)

Shane finds out on Twitter.

Not from a lawyer or a teammate or even one of the journalists who've been calling nonstop since the FanMail video went viral. He finds out at 6:47 am, still in bed, that Russia is coming for Ilya. Propaganda charges. Passport revocation. Return to the Russian Federation required.

What follows is weeks of watching everything fall apart. Ilya's career. Their safety. The system that was supposed to protect them. Shane keeps playing while Ilya can't. The lawyers file paperwork and say to wait. Montreal demands silence.

Shane faces a choice: keep his head down and trust the process, or burn down his career and force the world to pay attention.

He chooses fire.

Permanent Reminder by shanehollandertwentyfour / @shanehollandertwentyfour (35773)

Shane's whole team is getting Stanley Cup tattoos. Ilya's a tattoo artist. Bon appetit.

Apogee by OpalApparition / @opal-apparition (50289)

Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

re:hi by fleezerweezer / @ilyaois(60165)

At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:

They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.

After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%

or

Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?

Gatorade Galas & Moscow Mules by toraten (85533)

Shane Hollander is worried about everyone and everything.

Ilya is mostly just sick of air travel.

Or: Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.

A slice of life.

Total number of fics read: 67 (that’s 2.5 mil words!) across two fandoms

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Hollanov Texting Fics Part 2

🏒 English Lessons with Ilya | 1.1k

In which Ilya Rozanov self-appoints himself the official unofficial English tutor to one very confused Luca Haas

🏒 Party Planning | 1.2k

Zane Boodram tries to plan his next barbecue. Ilya Rozanov refuses to let anyone know peace. Shane suffers in silence (mostly).

🏒 Ilya Rozanov’s Bird Poop Allegations | 1.5k

“He’s the type of guy to get pooped on by a bird while on a rollercoaster. I don’t know, there’s just some energy there.”

🏒 Mixed Messages | 4.7k

Hayden finds out about Ilya and Shane

🏒 Mistakes Have Been Made | 4.8k

Ilya gives Troy Shane’s number.

🏒 Is It Cheating If … | 5.6k

A question game about cheating and relationship boundaries goes wrong, and Ilya quickly finds himself stressed over what Shane thinks he can do...and where he is right now

🏒The Friendships We Made (and Ruined) Along the Way | 6.3k

Jackie and Shane trick Hayden and Ilya to bond over planning for Shane’s birthday (My summary)

🏒 It’s Not Gay If It’s Your Bro | 7.5k

Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

🏒 The Great Jane Debacle of 2016 | 7.7k

Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for

🏒 ICYMI | 8.2k

In late 2012 when Shane has a meltdown and frantically tells them to call Lily, for the first time Yuna’s ever witnessed, Shane is coaxed out of one of them instead of just suffering through until the exhaustion wins out instead—and all by some mysterious, apparently very well attuned to Shane, 'Lily'.

🏒 Shane Hollander : Most Wanted | 10.3k

Set after Shane comes out to his team. Now that more and more people find out he is gay, he is also getting a lot more male attention. Meanwhile Ilya gets progressively more jealous and wants to remind everyone exactly who Shane Hollander belongs to. Also they're idiots in love

🏒 Nice Men in Montreal | 10.7k

Shane makes a list: reasons to Come Out on one side and to Stay Safe on the other. It's definitely not meant to accidentally star in the background of his mom's Instagram post for fans to find. But now that the world knows, maybe Shane can finally let himself have everything he's wanted. If only Ilya didn't go out and get engaged the next day. Which is fine! Rozanov was settling down? Shane could settle down, too. He would find himself a nice man

🏒 11 Out Of 10 | 12.3k

In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

🏒 Okay | 12.5k

In a world where your soulmate's first words appear on your body on your 20th birthday, Shane Hollander is disappointed to have gotten such a mundane word. Ilya Rozanov is thrilled.

🏒 Lily My Friend | 14.4k

Hayden gets unwittingly roped into a business partnership with Shane’s secret girl Lily behind Shane’s back but at least he gets a kind of cool friend out of it… even if she is oddly reluctant to call them that

🏒 You’ve Got Mail | 24.3k

While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov

🏒 Infiltrators | 50.8k

Shane Hollander was traded to the Ottawa Centaurs without ever being outed. His relationship with Ilya Rozanov is still a secret to most people. Everything was going just fine, until they both get added to the Centaurs WAGs group chat

🏒 Re: Hi | 60.1k

Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?

Part 1

[rebelatheartblog]

Omar Rudberg presenting the "Best dressed man" award at the ELLE GALAN 2026💜 And the winner is... EDVIN RYDING😍🥰🎉🎉🎉

credit: @omarrudbergse on Instagram

[hollanovarchive]

do you happen to have any fics centering around ilya being obsessed with shane’s freckles?

Thanks for being patient. Here are some fics.

Also, yall should request fics off anon so you can be tagged when I post? Anon is still find though, I just cannot always make these right when you submit them.

Ilya Loves Shane's Freckles

🏒 I Called Your Freckles Beautiful So You Decided to Learn My Language? | 2.0k

“Freckles?” He askes and points to the dots on his cheekbones. Ilya nods in agreement and commits the word freckles to memory. “You like my freckles.” The blush is back when Shane realizes what he said.

🏒 Let Me Map New Constellations with Your Freckles | 3.1k

the fic where Ilya praises every inch of Shane's body

🏒 Angel Kisses | 3.4k

 a new brand deal requires shane to hide his freckles. ilya is not having it

🏒 Like A Dog | 3.6k

Shane covers his freckles with concealer to get revenge on Ilya

🏒 Ilya Rozanov's Olive Young Diaries | 5.1k

Shane gets his yearly box of Korean skincare from his aunt. His freckles take a hit. Ilya loses his mind

🏒 Put Me Together, Thread a Needle | 5.3k

Shane gets an injury that has to do with his freckles, and Ilya, well, Ilya does what Ilya will do

🏒 I'll Bark Like A Dog (And Chase Like A Hound) | 7.3k

2 times people were surprised to see shane walking the mafia boss ilya rozanov like a dog, and the 1 time someone knew all along

Most fics include Ilya being obsessed with Shane's freckles, but these were specific to the trope ♡

[hollanovarchive]

Hollanov Freak4Freak

🏒 Forbidden Fruit | 1.2k

It truly was a terrible idea, they both knew that, but god was it a hot one. A bluetooth-controlled vibrating buttplug was the last thing Shane expected when Ilya handed him the small gift box

🏒 We Got It For Life | 1.6k

5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

🏒 Fight So Dirty, But You Love So Sweet | 2.3k

When Shane has a week off, he goes to stay with Ilya in Ottawa. He tells Ilya to not get into a fight at the Centaurs game. But does he listen? No. So Shane makes him work for it

🏒 oh captain my captain | 2.5k

Shane Hollander learns exactly what the word 'Captain' does to his husband. He also learns that sometimes you have to burn sheets in a fire pit.

🏒 You Left Your Bite Marks on My Ribs | 2.6k

Shane Hollander has never fit in in the locker room, but he's getting better at pretending

🏒 Shane Thinks He Invented Free Use | 2.7k

Comes from the idea that Ilya is hornier but Shane is freakier

🏒 🦷 | 3.0k

during the off season, he lets ilya give him hickeys. it’s mutually beneficial— ilya always wantas to use shane like a chew toy, and shane always wants to be his chew toy

🏒 Still | 3.0k

Shane learns that cockwarming quiets his brain

🏒 Downy | 3.1k

🔒 Ilya Rozanov has a laundry kink and he's not proud of it

🏒 Hold Me Down, I Get High On You | 3.3k

Shane surprises Ilya by wearing a thong and a Rozanov jersey

🏒 Rough | 3.7k

5 times Ilya was rough with Shane, and 1 time he was so gentle, Shane didn’t know what to do with it

🏒 a golden star, you think you're clever | 4.0k

Boston's got the Montreal Jane pattern basically locked down. The bite mark on Ilya's shoulder is new, though

🏒 And I Offer My Best Praise | 4.2k

an Ode to Shane's thighs by Ilya Rozanov.

🏒 Match My Freak | 4.8k

five times their teams find out they're freaks + one time they find out that they're freaks together

🏒 Logistically Efficient | 4.8k

Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others

🏒 Weirdest Fucking Team | 5.4k

5 times Ottawa Centaurs found out their sweet Canadian cinnamonroll is a freak and 1 time they realized that Hollanov's freaks are matched

🏒 A Load of Lies | 5.7k

Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11

🏒 I May Be Bad (But I’m Perfectly Good At It) | 5.9k

5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

🏒 Vibrate | 6.6k

One day, Shane will learn not to take the “you are scared.” bait from Ilya. Today is not that day.

🏒 sandcastles (all the pleasure, none of the burden) | 7.4k

Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course

🏒 Pierce My Two Hands So You Can See My Devotion | 7.6k

5 times Ilya free uses Shane + 1 time Shane free uses Ilya

🏒 Ain't Ever Been Vanilla, Honey (Just Wait Until You Get A Taste) | 8.1k

5 times Shane discovers a new kink for himself + 1 time he discovers one for Ilya

🏒 Clean Up On Aisle 2 | 8.1k

Ilya forgets to do the dishes, so Shane implements a sex ban. He fails.

🏒 5 Times Shane and Ilya Matched Each Other's Freak (+1 Time They Kept Things Completely Vanilla) | 10.0k

Shane and Ilya are very, very compatible

🏒 Blanket Permission | 12.0k

🔒 Shane has a new kink he wants to try. Ilya fights for his fucking life

🏒 This Is Side One (Flip Me Over) | 15.3k

Ilya challenges Shane to talk dirty and gets more than he bargained for

🏒 Jane | 17.2k

Shane wears Ilya’s jersey....and Ilya? Ilya short-circuits so hard he nearly forgets how to stand

🏒 Throat Curtain? | 18.2k

When a brutal elbow leaves Shane Hollander spitting blood on the ice, he lands immediately in the hands of the opposing team's dentist. Shane thinks the dentist saw a cavity. The dentist knows he saw a secret.

🏒 Unhinged Love | 49.1k

5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged

🏒 Twitter SMAU

where shane gets added to the ottawa WAGs group chat and they all find out that polite shane hollander is secretly a freak

[threehams]

Finally making a rec list! Please mind the tags and don't harass the authors by asking when new chapters will go up. Nobody likes that!

This first list is my all timers. My absolute favorites in the fandom, and the ones that occupy my thoughts the most.

Route 96 Kanata by anonymous

When Shane Hollander looks into the future he sees— not a flat sheet of ice, not that, not anymore, but something equally as empty.

The writing in this one is absolutely incredible. Perfectly paced, atmospheric, poetic in style, every word packing a punch. The emotion feels true-to-life. It's one of the best depictions of grief and depression I've ever read. You also get to know Ottowa, experience the tribulations of public transport, and watch Shane die by a thousand cuts at the hands of his worried loved ones and the thoughtless things they do and say. It is intensely sad, but for me at least, it's not the kind of sad that makes you sob. It's the kind that gets under your skin and hurts in a deep, cathartic way. The author promises a happy ending, and I have complete faith that we'll get there.

If I had to choose between a chapter of this and a new Game Changers novel, this fic would win in a landslide. I am obsessed.

win conditions by @dragonmuse

So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

My usual fandoms tend to lean towards found family, and Heated Rivalry's focus on Ilya and Shane as a couple means those fics are a little thin on the ground. Thank God for dragonmuse because win conditions is the chef's kiss of found family. Shane and Ilya are incredibly well-written, but so is everyone else. The side characters are fleshed out, the OCs are instantly lovable. Nobody does the Centaurs like they do, my absolute favorite writer for them. Polyamory! Queer culture! Believable interpersonal conflicts! Friendships that are just as important as romantic relationships! If you're saying, "Oh, I don't know if I like that character," try reading them as written by this author. You won't regret it. (Also, if you're a Hayden Pike fan like me, you will be extremely well-fed.)

Tearing Down Our Walls by @dragonmuse

What if Scott hooked up with Ilya during the summer of 2010 entirely by accident, then kept doing it on purpose.

Yes, same author, this time exploring a Scott/Ilya, Scott/Kip, Shane/Ilya poly situation. All the great writing and found family feels are here too, but I especially adore the dynamic between Scott and Ilya, the latter of whom gets to be a little more vulnerable and cossetted in Scott's hands. Scott's intense lonliness and need for home are answered here, and I can't wait for the follow up.

Honestly, read all of dragon's stuff, it's fantastic.

The Hows of Us by azraelriego

“Papa, what’s your job?”

“My job,” Ilya says slowly, “is to take care of you.”

“That’s not a job,” Wyatt says matter-of-factly. “That’s just being a papa.”

I'm a sucker for kid fic (if you have more recs for that, send them my way!), and this author writes a really believable and adorable kid. This one is also about Shane and Ilya having to navigate their changing roles in life as they age and their family grows. The struggles of marriage and compromise. It's a part of a series, and I enjoyed all of it, but this one is my favorite. If omegaverse and mpreg aren't your thing, this entry doesn't put much focus on that aspect.

On the Brink of Forever by @broccolicheddarchicken

At seventeen, Shane Hollander met the love of his life. At twenty-nine, gravity took him away.

Shane wishes he’d died, too.

Compatible by @jewelledfoxes

Yes, this is THE Ilya death fic, and it's notorious in fandom for the devastation it causes. But that's because it's so well-written. Please do read it with caution because it's visceral, real, and it brought me back to losing my father in a pretty intense way. But the author did some incredible work here, and this fic will stick with me for a long time because of it. SPIOILERS - The scene where Shane thinks about how they're touching again when he puts his hand in Ilya's ashes is one of the most beautiful and deeply painful things I've ever read. /end spoilers

Ilya’s blood has always run hotter than Shane's.

Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

This is the Rosetta Stone of free use Shane for a reason! The writing is hot as hell, obviously, but so well grounded in character. Warm, lovely, and thoughtful. All of this author's work is great.

We are African Americans... and Mark (Shane) by yamheadashcoops

Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.

This is my favorite text fix in the fandom and a great exploration of characters who don't get enough spotlight. God, I belly laughed when they got to the Hollanov wedding. Just a really good time.

[nicolethered]

Hudson Williams (as Shane Hollander) and Connor Storrie (as Ilya Rozanov) in Heated Rivalry 1x06 The Cottage

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Hollanov Pre TLG

🏒 The Great Jersey Mix-Up of 2018  | 5.6k

Shane accidentally wears Ilya’s jersey to his team practice. The Voyageurs react about as well as is to be expected, and Hayden jumps to some very confident and very incorrect conclusions

🏒 You take me to bliss (never felt a love like this) | 4.5k

Ilya and Shane smoke weed together for the first time one hot afternoon in June at the cottage.

🏒 A Priceless Collection | 6.1k

Ilya discovers Shane's secret collection of hockey cards and is surprised to see just how many Ilya Rozanov cards Shane has

Use My Skin to Bury Secrets In | 6.2k

It’s been weeks now since he’s been back and the Raiders’ first practice is tomorrow. He’s staring down at the barrel of a long, long few months of solitude. The thought shouldn’t be so daunting still, but it is. It is. It’s different now that Shane is his boyfriend, now that he knows what it’s like to spend long, uninterrupted days together and now that he knows what it is to feel the lack of them.

🏒 Measured In Moments | 6.4k

A collection of moments from Shane and Ilya's first year in a long-distance relationship

🏒 Never Throwing You Away | 8.0k

Shane is frustrated when he shows up at Ilya's house to find out he hasn't packed a single box. An interruption from Cliff Marlow sends him spiraling further, until Ilya shows him just how in love with Shane he is

🏒 short way home | 8.6k

A few months after Ilya joins the Centaurs, his apartment gets a gas leak. It's a perfectly inconvenient time to be out of housing, but luckily, Yuna and David come to the rescue. Now, Ilya just has to survive a week living with in-laws that may or may not hate his guts.

🏒 My love mine all mine | 10.0k

After the cottage, after the confessions, before the trade to Ottawa, Shane and Ilya are adapting to a new version of their relationship, where needs and wants still have to be discussed. They're not great at the whole 'communicating' thing yet, and it all comes to a head when Ilya pushes Shane in the arms of someone else, for what he thinks is the good of everyone involved.

🏒 Centaur of Attention | 10.6k

The missing scene before TLG where Ilya gets traded to Ottawa, and Hayden starts to get suspicious. (this is my fic)

🏒 Find My Irresponsible Boyfriend | 11.6k

Shane and Ilya's texts and location sharing throughout their relationship post-cottage

🏒 The Same But Different | 15.3k

In the time between leaving the cottage and Ilya’s transfer to Ottawa, Shane and Ilya try to navigate their new unfamiliar relationship under old familiar circumstances.

🏒 I already miss you | 16.0k

Ilya is finally seeing Shane for the first time since their summer at the cottage but Shane's parents crash their first evening alone in weeks. Set during that agonising final season Ilya plays for Boston

🏒 Oh I’m Tricky, But You Figured Me Out | 22.7k

Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya

🏒 Best Boyfriend | 47.7k

After “The Cottage” but before The Long Game, it's a game of gifts and gestures.

🏒 All Around You, All the Time | 52.8k

ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike

🏒 if you ever try to leave me again | 56.7k

During a Boston-Montreal game, Ilya's neck is cut by a skate, and Shane is forced to witness the love of his life bleeding out on the ice in front of him. All of the plans they have made seem to be slipping away before his eyes, right when they were so close to finalizing Ilya's transfer to Ottawa. As they race against the clock to save Ilya's life, Shane reckons with the secrets they have been forced to keep and fears that they might never get to live their truth out in the open.

🏒 The Boston Year | 63.6k

A look at the year that Ilya still played for Boston, except they explicitly state their dom/sub relationship, and explore that dynamic (and kink) together.

🏒 Countdown | 83.5k

There is a year before Ilya can sign with Ottawa, Shane counts down the days until their forever

[eleadore]

rec list: hollanov (non-au) pt 3

part one | part two

i like: conflict, kink, thoughtful things. i don't like: straight fluff. there are several fics w a third party on this list, but theyr all very shane/ilya about it.

world enough and time by jtimu (nc-17, 2.8k) post cottage, est rel

“What would you do if we had more time?”

the formless being by anonymous (nc-17, 3k) ♥️ ep 1, character study

Ilya is at the door.

sublineation by dinosaur (nc-17, 3k) est rel, D/s, tattoos

Ilya has an idea of what Shane can carry with him after their time at the cottage ends, to keep Ilya close.

do unto others by maplesalad (nc-17, 3.6k) ♥️ ep 2, coercion, scott hunter

Clean hands, that’s him. All-American, good mentor, generous, easy with the rookies, liked by the vets, great in the room.

destroyer by animcompletelist (nc-17, 3.7k) ♥️ ep 2, D/s

“And if you win?” Hollander asks.  Ilya could not possibly fit all that he wants into neat, nice syllables, so he grabs Hollander by the jaw and kisses him instead.   If he wins, he thinks, and even if he fucking doesn’t, what he wants most is to ruin Hollander so much that no one else will ever do. He also needs a fucking cigarette.  There’s an idea. 

let's make a team by a_good_soldier (nc-17, 4.4k) threesome, double penetration

At the 2021 All-Star Games in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Ilya comes to Scott with a proposition.

man of the hour by chaentics (t, 5.6k) ♥️ ep 1

The draft scene but what if they met up during it and drank champagne

sweet inside by destielpasta (nc-17, 5.8k) hookup era, sexting

Shane is all alone in his time of need. He learns about sexting and trying not to sext, and what can happen to a mind left alone to wander until the real thing is in front of you.

yes, i come back by naokime (nc-17, 6.2k) hookup era, painplay

His body is good for two things: hockey and sex—even then, the latter comes with an asterisk. He’s good at being available for sex, he supposes, and that is a thought he cannot afford to entertain. 

rook by catalpawaltz (nc-17, 6.8k) ♥️ minor shane/scott, ilya haunts the narrative

Simulacrum (n.) /sɪm yəˈleɪ krəm/ ​​"an object possessing merely the form or appearance of a certain thing, without possessing its substance or proper qualities; a specious imitation or likeness.” Or, Ilya finds out.

in the clutch by mcshrug (nc-17, 8k) hookup era, D/s, orgasm denial

Ilya is in charge of when Shane gets off. Shane is testing the limits of that deal.

is it a video by garagepaperback (nc-17, 8k) hookup era, assplay

Shane lowers his voice. “I didn’t think you were serious about that.” “Yes, you did.” Rozanov has a way of talking that makes it feel like he has more teeth than a normal person. How a shark has two rows so that a second always snags you, scrapes off the perfect amount to swallow you whole just when you think you’ve survived the first. “When am I not serious about you, Hollander?”

crossfire by makemegentle (nc-17, 9.6k) threesome, double penetration, feminization

In 2014, Ilya and Marleau went to Paris on a girl to celebrate the Stanley Cup win. Ten years later, on a balmy evening spent in the Hollander-Rozanov Ottawa home, Marleau reminisces and, courtesy of Shane and Ilya, re-enacts.

la petit mort by anincompletelist (nc-17, 9.6k) hookup era, orgasm denial

Shane’s steps for hockey success are clean cut, precise, and scientific, easy to give in a tidy, pre-packaged answer: a tried and true fitness plan, a macrobiotic diet and meal prep, yoga for relaxation, and a disciplined bedtime routine—yes, even on the weekends and the off-season. And also celibacy. But that one he usually leaves out during interviews.