(shamefully) easy laugh

NYC based. Always watching, listening, reading, thinking, writing, laughing. Below: a haphazard compilation of things I've enjoyed while doing one or more of the previously listed activities.

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Sophisticated Palate

INT. UES APT - NIGHT

A couple shares a bottle of wine, sitting at their newly assembled dining room table.

Man (takes a sip, considers): There are berries in this.

Woman: Mmm. What kind of berries do you tas--

Man: --and grapes. I taste grapes.

(Beat)

Woman: Oh yeah?...you think there are grapes in this wine?

Man (quietly, almost to himself):...that was dumb.

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Subway Stories

INT. DOWNTOWN SUBWAY PLATFORM, NIGHT

A couple stands on the platform awaiting their train. The man leans in to kiss the woman, sweetly touching her face. Suddenly an express train comes screeching into the station and by the couple. Without missing a beat, the man slides his hands from her face up and over the woman’s ears to protect them from the noise of the passing train.

Woman, after the train has passed: I think that that was the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me.

Man: I just want to take care of you.

Woman: UGH. I love you so much, it’s annoying.

Man, smiling: I know. You annoy me too.

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This made me laugh so hard I cried. 

Seeing this movie tomorrow night and I think what I’m most excited about is to see just how truly terrible it is. Is that wrong?

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11 Buzziest SXSW Movies

TheWrap ranks the buzziest films of SXSW 2016, from Seth Rogen's "Sausage Party" to "Midnight Special" to Richard Linklater's "Everybody Wants Some"

Trying to keep my cool about the fact that my first solo feature film, Claire in Motion, is first on this list of “11 Buzziest Films Hitting SXSW 2016”...and in the midst of such great company!

::Breathing deeply::

[twoukofukawa]

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

[fiantodurri]

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

[postandcourier]

Best @vine of the night. Maybe of all time.

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When I was twelve, I wanted a macaw      but they cost hundreds of dollars. If we win the lottery? I asked.      Macaws weren’t known to be great talkers, but they were affectionate.      Yes, my mother said. If we win the lottery. I was satisfied, so long as it wasn’t impossible. The macaw would be blue.

Want, Gretchen Marquette

[rollingstone]

Watch John Oliver annihilate “litigious serial liar” Donald Trump on Last Week Tonight.

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Important.

[mapsontheweb]

Map of all Broadway Theaters in New York City.

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😍😍

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Trying to change careers got me like:

[nevver]

Don’t fuck this up

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All-too-real representation of how things are going at the current moment.  (Not to mention, my favorite affirmation)

[papermagazine]

Is Katy Perry Actually JonBenet Ramsey? Internet Conspiracy Theorists Say Yes

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Things have been weird lately, shit has got me down, life has been overwhelming and then today I saw this headline and laughed so hard that I cried and everything was ok for a minute. 

Thanks, conspiracy theorists. Seriously, thank you.

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I miss my old roommate so freaking much. Thank goodness she still texts me things like this and keeps me informed.

[nicethingsinuglyhandwriting]

If I had all this to do over again, I’d have never let you down // The Fantastic Mr. Fox.

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INT. PHILADELPHIA APARTMENT, AFTERNOON

College roommate: I'm nervous about moving to Baltimore because 1) The Wire, 2) Hae Min Lee, and 3) really because I have no friends there.

[the1975music]

// 6 D A Y S // L O V E http://the1975.com  

[butthorn]

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I think I should have this tattooed somewhere on my body since it is seemingly becoming my motto these days.