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        Shantel VanSanten. Texas strong. Thirty-two years young. Kicking ass and taking names with my better half on USA Network. Smitten mommy of a perfect baby boy. Still Hilarie's not so secret girlfriend. [Not at all the real Shantel VanSanten. This blog is for creative/rp purposes only and absolutely no disrespect is intended.]       

[shan-van]

thefarmerswife: @shanvan SOLD. Get over here, sexy thing.

shanvan: @thefarmerswife My pleasure!

[shan-van]

thefarmerswife: ... well. Someone is sleeping on the couch when he gets home. #wtfisthisshit? #JEEFREYDEANWHATAREYOUDOING

shanvan: @thefarmerswife I am available tonight if you need a new bed buddy.

[shan-van]

shanvan: It's safe to say that the Phillippe household is GLUED to the television when SIX is on. What a series. What a cast. What an incredible story.

[shan-van]

ryrodrey: @shanvan Don't be, I'm pretty sure he doesn't remember me.

shanvan: @ryrodrey You don't strike me as the kind of person who can be forgotten.

[shan-van]

ryrodrey: @shanvan I killed bad guys with one of them.

shanvan: @ryrodrey I'm jealous!

[shan-van]

ryrodrey: @shanvan I'm just confused, since when are hobbits hot?

shanvan: @ryrodrey Did you see the Hollywood hobbits? They're pretty easy on the eyes.

[shan-van]

ryrodrey: @shanvan ... are you a hobbit?

shanvan: @ryrodrey Shhhh. Don't expose me like that.

[shan-van]

shanvan: Me: eats dinner two hours ago. Also me: cooking second dinner right now. #chronicallyhangry

[shan-van]

thefarmerswife: @shanvan Jeff's sidepiece's boyfriend has GOT TO GO.

shanvan: @thefarmerswife ...Jeff has a sidepiece? Excuse me?

[shan-van]

thefarmerswife: @shanvan Yeah! I was watching Hubby's show tonight and it threw me for a second, ahaha.

shanvan: @thefarmerswife Just saying if you need to put the smack down on someone, I've got your back.

[shan-van]

thefarmerswife: WHAT THE FLUFF???

shanvan: @thefarmerswife Everything okay, girlfriend?

[shan-van]

[text] remind me not to piss you off, Mama.

[text] You’re not that crazy. ;)

[shan-van]

[text] I ever mention your evil side is sexy as fuck? Damn, baby.

[text] Mm... I don’t think you have but I like that you can appreciate it. 

[shan-van]

[text] He pissed me off, I'm feeling dangerous.

[text] Maybe we should make a scene after Boothe goes to bed, then. Show him what happens when he misbehaves.

[shan-van]

[text] I'm just smart. I know I have a goddess way the fuck out of my league, I ain't about to fuck this up.

[text] Mm... sweet talking Mama like that while your boyfriend is over is dangerous. 

[shan-van]

[text] Even if he doesn't, I do.

[text] You’re a good boy.

[shan-van]

[text] He's not dumb enough to cross you.

[text] I don’t mind sharing you but you’re mine first, as long as he remembers that, we’re good.