Hello, Sunshine.

Just a person named Shane. They/Them/Their Age 21. I have pretty rad friends and somewhat of a life. You should talk to me. That would be really nice. Personal tag is #ShaneTalks. If you want me to see something feel free to tag it as my URL.

[rambamboo]

ralsei

[porterr-robinson]

[island-delver-go]

Source

[themaskedhero]

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so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[willowdove]

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

[aringoaday]

[473]  パグ  |  pagu  |  pug

[aringoaday]

[488]  ハロウィン  |  harowin  |  halloween

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[tamamita]

socks

[yumedigi]

plant babies

[owk]

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

[adarlingbabe]

Honestly

[yungkiitten]

Wow just call me out tho

[darthvaader-deactivated20151222]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

[eggpuffs]

THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

[softandsapphic]

u know how girls look when they’re half asleep and have just woken up?

when u push them with ur foot and they make the “mmph” noise before they stretch and sit up and blink @ u bc they can’t see yet but then they smile and u both do the little laugh bc ur sleepy bitches

and their hair’s all messed up and their eyes are cloudy and they’re probably wearing clothes 3x too big but it still looks amazing on them

then u both just sit there and their voice is croaky and a little sore and they probably whisper because even though it’s morning it’s quiet and they don’t want to be too loud

just. girls r stunning even in moments you wouldn’t think they are and my ass is gay

[chasekip]

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

[brigillustration-deactivated201]

Hello!

[themaladroitexpensive-deactivat]

Honestly I’ve never identified with something more in my entire life. Shout-out to my Quiet Gays™

[arandomthot]

This would’ve made for a great Vine