wet bottom eyes

i love you gay ppl in my phone never stop posting

[deedala]

don't tell the boys that you've been crying in my arms +

[shanehollanderholee]

going to real life hockey in order to better understand shane hollander :)

[ilyapasta]

Scary Shane Hollander in between shifts on the Centaurs bench just staring into space thumping thumping thumping his stick on the ground to the beat of whatever industrial EDM track is going in his head because the team isn't playing well they aren't doing their job thump thump thump he can't be on every fucking shift he can't do it all for them thump thump thump "shane open your mouth and drink some fucking water" open mouth Ilya squirts water in swallow thump thump thump Haas misses another pass because Dillon ain't getting any better and should be sent down to Belleville to cook and pull up their winger who's showing some promise thump thump thump hockey is a team sport they gotta lock in they gotta put pucks in nets thump thump thump Shane has three cups and he wants four they need four the most important thing is getting another cup but at this rate they won't even make playoffs thump thump thump why is the centaur mascot a beaver thump thump thump

[shanehollanderholee]

gym routine:

- bike/stairs to warm up (watching hr tik tok edits full brightness)

- 3-4 leg machines

- tumblr post

- do stupid stuff on the bosu ball (leg over head in various positions) & get stared at

- stretch for 30 mins

[shanesbian]

ilya voice ur so so pretty boy im paranoid i made you up

[shanehollanderholee]

caught myself caring about the nhl draft today…. thank u shane and ilya for that i guess

[shanehollanderholee]

in hayden’s gay fantasies shane is the top. and that’s why it would never work

[shanehollanderholee]

i literally don’t care about anything except going to sleep as early as possible every night some are calling this seasonal depression but i’m calling it sleepmaxxing and i’m winning & i feel another nap coming on !

[shanehollanderholee]

good news everyone i’m just in my luteal phase! all will be well in 2-3 days

[russianblush]

all scenes of shane hollander with his headphones in but he's just blasting Slayyyter

[shanehollanderholee]

i literally don’t care about anything except going to sleep as early as possible every night some are calling this seasonal depression but i’m calling it sleepmaxxing and i’m winning & i feel another nap coming on !

[mlh-imagines]

[blimbo-buddy]

make a minimum of 20 posts a day, be annoying as fuck, repeat things you said a few weeks ago, destroy your follower’s dashboards, never kill yourself

[grabmyboner]

guys it’s ok to reblog posts :) i just checked and they said it’s all good so you should start reblogging stuff :)

[smokingrozanov]

Now if I say that Connor Storrie’s stupid ass YSL outfits are actually all a smash for me because I think hot dudes should look a little ridiculous would you all kill me with hammers

[shanehollanderholee]

they should invent a winter that doesn’t make u super depressed and flop and no fun

[shanehollanderholee]

shane hollander hole

[shanehollanderholee]

you absolutely have to be reading the tennis club by luulapants and mockspeed i’m so serious open ao3 right now