half-doomed;semi-sweet

call me j. 27. they/them. nsfw/18+ Shane Hollander enthusiast.

[smokingrozanov]

Shane and Ilya are so chill for two people who would do a blood oath if the cuts on their palms wouldn’t interfere with hockey

[perotovar]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as Jason Devil Makes Three (2024) dir. Loken Charon

[loontattoo]

ok well you’re all in MY in-group

[luci-notactuallyshortforlucifer]

how it feels having the deep seated belief that you're inherently unlovable and insufferable so every friendship you make is just a matter of time until they get tired of you and leave

[hudconera]

little gay yearning bottom eyes and big sexy russian to feast on

[graceebooks]

[fuckrozanov]

thinking about shane and ilya at some nhl alumni event years in the future….their relationship is old news and literally no one bats an eyelash at them anymore plus they’re staying in some penthouse suite where nobody can hear them but anyway ilya is fucking shane through the mattress and covers his mouth with one hand like “shush hollander you’re going to get us caught” and shane comes so hard he blacks out

[smokingrozanov]

One of my favorite things to do when I see wild shit online is to take a photo of myself immediately afterwards & send a screenshot + the photo as a “live reaction” but I can’t do that & have my internet safety. When I cross that threshold with internet friends that’s when u know u have entered my heart & soul

[whitebuttondowns]

I do love that hudson plays so many scenes as if shane is the size of thumbelina compared to ilya

[smokingrozanov]

i built a shane on my tomodachi island and he asked me what he should talk about to make friends and i jokingly put "owning property" and now he will not stop fucking mentioning it to everyone bro hachiware from chiikawa lives in a cave they can't meet you on this level

this is killing me. All My Tomodachi Shane does is do yoga, flirt with Ilya, & talk about showing hole. So canon kind of

[smokingrozanov]

Shane: Yeah Calvin Klein wants me & Ilya in an ad campaign together. No I’m not really sure how much they’re offering but there’s a nice number of zeros in there if you know what I mean haha

Harris, who makes $65,000 a year: Hahaha yeah. Hey sleep with one eye open tonight btw

[hudconera]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya learning that Shane is landlord like Eat out the rich or whatever

[shanebug]

do you think that if shane and ilya were to start hanging out with more queer people sometimes ilya would have to be like "by the way dont mention being a landlord in front of these ones. i know the rich art collector gays we met the other week at that gala talked to you about property investment but i dont think this queer birdwatching club will take it as well"

[cuppydogshane]

what is it you desire

[cuppydogshane]

𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

[smokingrozanov]

I love fandom I love playing dolls with my friends online it’s like making my GI Joes kiss

[grabmyboner]

I know those cens lads saw big dick shane hollander in the showers for the first time and wondered what he did in a past life to be the god of hockey with a huge cock