half-doomed;semi-sweet

call me j. 27. they/them. nsfw/18+ Shane Hollander enthusiast.

[smokingrozanov]

Shane and Ilya are so chill for two people who would do a blood oath if the cuts on their palms wouldn’t interfere with hockey

[creamsiclemelt]

Heated Rivalry | Episode 4 | Rose

[smokingrozanov]

I love coming online & saying some bullshit that would never happen in canon. In my mind Ilya Rozanov went to Tanacon

[smokingrozanov]

Nobody:

me and Emily: Yeah so actually in Pennsylvania—

[actuallysara]

day 153 of noticing: shane moaning "yeah" when ilya starts kissing his neck

[smokingrozanov]

when mutuals have a personal tag… I am in there

[butdarlingthestarrs]

Connor Storrie | Liquid Death | 2023

[smokingrozanov]

BDE (bisexual dick energy)

[clytemnestraaa]

i’m sorry u can ask me all the questions u want about the other game changer characters but the only answer you will ever find is that i don’t know anything about them and haven’t read their books and i just don’t care. here’s my impressions. this is all you will EVER get.

scott - the killer

kip - the person writing to serial killers in prison

ryan - ginger. maybe trans if tumblr has anything to say about it.

fabian - opening for lestat

eric - i think theres a guy named eric somewhere in here but i don’t know who he is or what he does

harris - i am a fan if only because he seems like the only one who could survive game of thrones

troy - bummer

luca - stuart little

kyle - is there a kyle in here i think there might be a kyle. or a peter. anyways.

[blushingrozy]

ilya's back appreciation post

[etheltempest]

real hockey fans always speak ill of the vegas golden knights

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya in the other books is going, “I see that you’re gay. I see that you like this person. I see that you are miserable. You should do something about that.” and he stands there and waits for someone else to say that they notice him too and nobody ever does.

[smokingrozanov]

When people say Ilya probably isn’t actually that good of a lay it’s like yeah probably but also have you ever had bisexual guy dick. It will change you. I was supposed to have a slut phase in college instead I got bisexual guy dick & I married it

[smokingrozanov]

Rice & beans literally meal of all time

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[smokingrozanov]

Domino effect but it’s Connor Storrie giving Hudson Williams such crazy body dysmorphia that now fans are able to speculate about what actors are getting cast for season 2 based on their bulk progress

[ehghtyseven]

I am having some feelings about sid in a malkin jersey, especially wearing it tucked in 😭