Mama Needs A Blunt

shannon • ny • thirty two • mama of both • nsfw

[clownboybebop]

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

[emotionalwords]

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

[icryglittertears]

[waywardsestras]

[georgedontdothat]

respectfully sir. What??

[adonischildsupportcase]

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[georgedontdothat]

im tired of him

[everythingfox]

Dad: I got this

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[helenestica]

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

[grandparentcore]

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

[mackonfire]

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[nettlepit]

pissing each other off as foreplay

[midnightportals]

Not to be dramatic, but I really fucking love music.

[sloppystyle]

[pigknightwarrior]

Moral of the day: Get yourself a husky that treats you good *points to self*