nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!
embankment tube station voiceover story ❤️
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nothing makes me cry like the embankment tube station voiceover story !!! nothing !!!!!!!
embankment tube station voiceover story ❤️
every year I remember the dark power swelling within Monica at the front desk
felt inspired by this tweet so. here are some of my favorite line deliveries from this show
cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care
free to use!
I have an addiction.
free to use!
who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis
free to use!!!
@queenie-meanie
OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!
They fucking killed a gnome in my yard
hi can I get $60 to get my disabled mom a shower. Her old one is longer useable.
PayPal.me/AKirk432 (please send via someone you trust otherwise it’ll be put on hold)
Venmo: @catmom934
Cashapp: $catmom934
Continue boosting this!! I still need it.
I haven’t gotten anything yet! Continue boosting !!
I desperately need help to get through Christmas!💫
**URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**
Tuesday, December 7th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who is in desperate need of help as I'm struggling so incredibly much and I don't receive my welfare until just after Christmas.
As most of you are already aware from my previous posts, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefit being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as my application for Disability (PIP) was declined and I don't receive my U.C benefit until after Christmas, and all my previous donations have gone to pay off my rent and bills but I still have some outstanding to pay & groceries to get.
I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still urgently need some as I don't receive my welfare until after Christmas (December 27th) and I desperately need help.
Additionally, I have a CHRISTMAS WISHLIST, some items are just silly wishes, but some stuff like dog food and blankets are essential for the winter, and I would appreciate it if anyone could have a look. Otherwise, my goal is £300!!
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate or buy anything from my wishlist if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now. ❤
£14.45/£300!!
Go to paypal.me/GemzyM and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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guys lets brainstorm a post
setting: 1950s london
*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this
balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear
no one comes near
nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears
nobody hears
(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)
THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
job interviews
guillermo del toro’s little brother
every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good
Don’t let them bury me as someone I’m not.
literally If you have this mindset just do local volunteer work at like a soup kitchen or something instead of working at a fucking Wendy’s
Someone’s a little too eager to be a pawn in the capitalist dystopia.
OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!
this is my single favorite halloween post in all of time and history
squid game's protagonist: is a former striking worker who spiralled into financial ruin after being unjustly laid off for the benefit of capitalists in a way that clearly parallels real events and serves to critique the unfairness and cruelty of capitalist society
youtube geniuses: HE'S POOR BECAUSE HE'S LAZY LOL
like i know the show withheld his backstory for several episodes but i find it SO telling that people were presented with a man hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and immediately assumed it must be his own personal fault
Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo where’s your horribly dense wine I’ve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: It’s called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.
Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*
Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings
Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me
Me: Nope, I’m doing this for free.
Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*
Me: WHERE’S THE SALT???
Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south
Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.
Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*
Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?
Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine I’m keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?
Woman: I suppose?
Me: Sweet. *walks off*
Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*
Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?
Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from we’re in the middle of the ocean
Me: Can I have that fruit
Sailor: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*
Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*
Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*
Roof climbing child: Who are you?
Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*
Child: Why are you dressed like that?
Me: Because I can.
Me: *arrives home totally plastered*
Friend: You know you’re supposed to water down that kind of wine right
Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.