ShantSpeak

At first I kind of wanted to be big and amazing, but then I kind of just went with the flow; the story of my life and blog.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.

[error4583324]

are you in college?

i am in pain

[shantspeak]

Me to my french GF

 french me like one of your painters

[shantspeak]

#owl #get #you

[shantspeak]

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Buzzzzz

[its-arrested-development]

[dirtyberd]

My life lately

[shantspeak]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSv1P8_JJk)

Hey guys. This is an Original song! It’d be great if you guys check it out, thanks for the support!

[everybodylovejessica]

[encisor-deactivated]

Republicans

[thedragoninmygarage]

This is at least the 5th time around. Forever reblog.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[truegamefacts]

[yabitter-deactivated20140104]

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

[happy2bsmiling]

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

[amanda-fior]

[shantspeak]

but isn’t anyone worrying about all that water that evaporates and goes to waste when you’re making pasta?

[askr-deactivated20230503]

Actually I love how I can say “I understand shit” and “I understand shit” and it can both mean “I understand everything” and “I understand nothing” English slang is horrific and if you’re not a native English speaker good luck this language is ridiculous

[tommygunbloodlust-deactivated20]

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

[secondstartotherightamirite-blog]

boo is one letter from boob too tho

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

life is just full of miracles