I am a beautiful thing, shaped for fighting.

Hiii I'm Ellie Mostly Once Upon a Time ...with some Outlander, HP, Disney, and a lot of randomness. Ugly Duckling and Hooker. CAPTAIN SWAN. CLAIREXJAMIE. send me messages/prompts. be my friend.

[bushpoppy]

Watching cats watch those videos made for cats is so funny like are you enjoying your birds son

[bushpoppy]

Like this is the cat equivalent of the face I make while watching Hannibal

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[toastbutteregg]

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[inbroadwayvalley]

I’m a modern woman and all, but the minute you stick an early 1800s love story with dancing and chaste flirtation and dashing men in their regency era clothing in front of me I am fucking GONE

[starsarefire824]

TRUTH

[marisatomay]

the sun set before 5pm today moodboard

[nitewrighter]

Amazon: we have a new show.

Me: already watched good omens. I’m trying not watch anything more from you on principle.

Amazon: it’s a gaslamp fantasy starring Orlando Bloom with lots of faeries and satyrs in late Victorian costume. Kind of Penny Dreadful in tone.

Me: fuck. That sounds like my brand of stupid.

Amazon: and the faeries’ wings get all buzzy and fluttery so they hover when they have sex.

Me: Goddammit that is EXACTLY my brand of stupid.

[silvertons]

#oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth is booking it #like she’s going at a pretty good pace and she had a bit of a head start #so i know he’s all cool slightly brisk walk when we see him #but he had to move fairly quickly to catch up with her #and the idea of him like running after her is like [clutches chest] too much

[tomhiddletson]

Pride & Prejudice (2005), dir. Joe Wright

[crimsonclad]

We don’t talk enough about how part of Jane falling for Bingley is that he thinks Elizabeth is DOPE AS SHIT and openly loves hanging out with her. Cute nice boy has taken Netherfield at last? Great! Cute nice boy who would legitimately be super stoked if Elizabeth ended up being a spinster aunt who lived with them and taught their children to embroider their cushions very ill indeed as long as she kept laying down sick burns? MARRIAGE MATERIAL.

Post-book Mr. Bingley is ALWAYS excited before parties where Elizabeth will be in attendance, because he knows she is going to make some very unexpected jokes and he will be in STITCHES and also in AWE and yay for loving and supporting at least one of your in-laws.

[geekybibliophile]

@zombeesknees

[ferociousqueak]

#i mean Bingley genuinely LIKES Darcy#they’re a classic combo of golden retriever and aloof dignified cat#so of course golden retriever Bingley is going to meet Elizabeth and go YES GOOD A NEW CAT FRIEND#DARCY COME MEET MY NEW CAT FRIEND#Darcy: HISSS#Elizabeth: HISSS#Bingley: SEE WE’RE FRIENDS

via @pagerunner

[sos-fandoms]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I SAW STARS

[30-minute-memes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[autistichalfblood]

Happy September 1st!!!

[osointricate]

This person gets it

[probsjosh]

Youre fucking right

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[yasakajinjya]

[huddyconnie]

Siblings: your only enemy you can’t live without.

+ bonus:

[pathokinessis]

Female character: I can’t have children and that makes me a monster. I’m not worth anything now.

Me a tired creature glaring at the writer: