ProbsJosh

// "look. I'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate." -Technoblade // am Josh hello // 24 // they/them //

[prescription-cactus]

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[nycswebhead]

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

[gayteensupreme]

hes taller than you so no

[nycswebhead]

by like an inch you asshole shut up

[the-chaos-crew]

if I wasn't going through art block this would look a billion times better but I just really really needed to draw this out

[taylortut]

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

[rouge-wall-enthusiast]

“The Family Dog” by Deaf artist Susan Dupor, 1991

[duckngk]

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

context:

also IRON LUNG IS OUT ON YOUTUBE YOU CAN BUY IT NOW

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[my-dailydreams]

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[arsonhounds]

dance if your movie was peak

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[lutheban]

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

[lutheban]

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

[cloudabserk]

i know we just met but i’ve been thinking about you my whole life