Here Lies The Awkward One

Hey guys :) I'm Cat ~ I apologize in advance for my awkwardness in all I do

[catchymemes]

[paulthebukkit]

DROP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING AND LISTEN TO KIRBY SAY POWER WAVE

[studentlifeproblems]

[enton]

when ur friend gets a shitty new haircut and ur afraid to say anything

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

playing PMD

[synria]

partner pokémon: ok what's your strategy for getting us through this next dungeon

me, clutching 14 reviver seeds: my what

[badjokesbyjeff]

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

[dhshsjsjjsjshsvwvw-deactivated2]

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

[catchymemes]

[actually-goebbels-deactivated20]

graphic design is my passion

[tbehartoo]

My brain: Ok, we have a two hour break before the next class. We can study for tomorrow’s exam, or start on tonight’s homework, or start on the large projects for the class due at the end of the week, or email references for the internship you need in order to graduate. Any one of these is not difficult, every one of them is mandatory and working a bit on any one of them will produce major results.

Me for two hours:

My brain: Understandable have a nice day.

[alejandr-oh]

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

[thadeeliv]

drift? in this house, we ram straight into every wall

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

fire emblem is a strategy game and that strategy is find whichever character you think is the hottest and make them your most overpowered unit until they can kill everything themself

[flamingopuuuunch]

when you spot your fav in the monastery

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zenzgtandg]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Reddit

[soontobedvm]

Studying for Finals in a Nutshells:

[vivecguccibelt]

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul