We're going to need a bigger boat.

Toast is me. I am toast.

[sharkarmy]

So I’m thinking that perhaps I should make another attempt to get to know Tumblr. *squints uncertainly at monitor*

[boredpanda]

Birds Taking Care Of Their Babies

[butthorn]

[goffgough]

[sharkarmy]

3:41am

Gradually realising that without the perpetual exhaustion induced by a stressful job, I have sweet-fuck-all defence against anxiety induced insomnia. 

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[sharkarmy]

What is a real AUSSIE? from Peter Drew on Vimeo.

[sharkarmy]

Road trip panacea

In the first three days of February, I drove 1500km. More often than not, with a fever. Oddly enough, I felt a lot better by the time I arrived home. But I don’t think I’m quite ready to endorse driving the A1 as a magic cure-all.

For anyone making the attempt, let me assure you that no, you’re not hallucinating: Eden actually is that full of killer whales. 

Seriously, they’re fucking everywhere. 

[sharkarmy]

Belated token new year shite

My enthusiasm for this exercise knows no bounds. Evidently. 

2015:

- officially joined the ranks of a profession so esteemed (read: more than slightly up its own arse) that they still make you take an actual for-realsies oath. Like, actually. And I think they gave me some sort of scroll... thing.

- obtained shiny job at not-for-profit. Drank tea. Wrangled members of public. 

- acquired glandular fever. Time to date spent being perpetually exhausted and getting emphatically spanked by every ailment going around the office.

- played a mind-boggling quantity of Dragon Age. Discovered that my assumption that I had (finally) grown out of getting Way Too Into fictional worlds and their inhabitants was, in fact, completely erroneous. 

- ran away from professional and personal responsibilities to go and wander along an ancient pilgrimage trail. And eat a lot of convenience store food.

Plans for 2016:

- become charismatic ne’re-do-well?

- play a mind-boggling quantity of Mass Effect. 

- drink tea and pat neighbourhood cats. 

[sharkarmy]

[sharkarmy]

An Auspicious Day

....this is probably a bad idea.