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The blogger that the Harvard Museum of Natural History deemed, “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.”   

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Inglourious Basterds (2009, Quentin Tarantino)

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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! - German lobby cards (1965)

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The She-Devils of Tittfield, roughly? Amazing.

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Tura Satana

In A Publicity Photo Take On The Set Of

Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill! (1965)

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How was her life even more of an exploitation epic than this movie. Amazing woman with more stage presence than Peter O'Toole at his best. And probably more samples on Rob Zombie albums than anyone.

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Rear Window (1954, Alfred Hitchcock)

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My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

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It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

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Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

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Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998, Jim Abrahams)

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Top Secret! (1984, Zucker Abrahams and Zucker)

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Funky Forest: The First Contact (2006)

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Funky Forest: The First Contact (2006)

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The parents guide for the new Hellraiser film has some amusing bits.

Hellraiser (2022) Parents Guide and Certifications from around the world.

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Did they really need to specify, for parents guide reasons, that her breasts were petite and natural?

The film is Nomads if you want to see Pierce Brosnan’s dark shadowy scrotum and flaccid penis.

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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987 to 1994) - Behind the Scenes

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A few favorite roles of Sam Neill:

Omen III: The Final Conflict

Possession

Dead Calm

The Hunt For Red October

Memoirs Of An Invisible Man

The Piano

Jurassic Park

In The Mouth Of Madness

Event Horizon

Bicentennial Man

Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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Can’t be a Starfleet Captain without mastering it.

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Armageddon (1998, Michael Bay)

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Reading about that flag, this seems to be the only possible photo of it, but there's his drawing which shows it on a pole topped with a miniature gallows. It is said to depict a wooden ham surrounded by nutmegs in the red, on a black field.

The wooden ham symbolism seems to be completely unknown. I'm all ears if anyone anywhere knows more.