#michael bay

[indie-navarrete]

MEGAN FOX as MIKAELA BANES — TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN // (2009) dir. Michael Bay

[pepsdraw]

are you a lolicon

after watching the movies I'm more inclined to Autobots tbh

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Dispatch, but it’s a Michael Bay movie:

1) Master Sergeant Robert Robertson is a U.S. Marine veteran who was selected to be the next pilot for the U.S. military’s experimental unit known as “the Mecha Men”.

2) Shifts always start at the break of dawn or at sunset

3) Prism and Coupe have a scene where they talk about their weaves. Either that or they argue about whose fried chicken recipe is better.

4) Punch Up is always drunk and talks about how he hates the English.

5) Just because, we get a scene of Flambae in a thong and the camera has to do a close up on his ass. Not to arouse the audience but to make people cringe and laugh.

6) Waterboy is always talking super fast, like he’s out of breath. Later in the movie, he’s screaming for his life to the point that the audience gets annoyed.

7) Golem has a rock yamaka/kippah. Also, he’s got to talk about money and his mother all the time.

8) Malevola is just kinda there. But every time the camera is on her, she looks like a supermodel. Other than that, Michael Bay didn’t know what to do with her.

9) Sonar is also just kinda there. But his character is reduced down to man who is a bat, there’s nothing about him that screams Harvard academic.

10) Phenomaman’s fights always lead to unnecessary city devastation and civilian deaths. But every time Phenomaman accidentally kills someone, he’s gotta make a joke about it.

11) Blonde Blazer’s introduction:

12) Invisigal’s introduction:

[docvigne]

Yeah, it's Bayverse! Finally!!! Order for a.parsons2005 (Inst), my waiting list🦾. I'm absolutely in love with this work. Really missed the bayverse

[angellustrates]

Bayverse!Pubblegum as requested by @kittpunk144 🫶💕💜👾

(Eryn is played by Dove Cameron)

Eryn would be a teen in a mean girl's group that constantly apologizes for her friends' stupid actions. She'd get roped up into villain attacks and whatnot and make Donnie very nervous around her. Being written into a movie by Michael Bay, she'd probably be put into a lot of Damsel in Distress roles, but at least we get cute pubblegum scenes out of it hehe

[the-mcgrath-index]

Podcast Like It's the 1990's: Disclosure

[artist-issues]

In Greta Gerwig’s Narnia, God Is a Woman and the Usual Suspects Are Spinning It Faster Than Lewis’ Corpse in His Grave.

Again, please consider:

Would you call Michael Bay a “visionary” if he was hired to reboot Wonder Woman and not only cast Chris Pratt as the lead character, but made Diana “Wonder Man?”

Would you call him a “visionary” for taking a character who’s based off a historical figure, a historical figure who’s gender is an integral part of their iconography, and swapping that gender?

Would you call it “visionary” for Michael Bay to grab Wonder Woman, who is associated with a historical person that means so much to huge swathes of worldviews, and invert Wonder Woman?

Would you, seriously?

Be intellectually honest.

It’s not “visionary.” It’s narcissistic.

Who are you, who do you think you are, to take something that means something bigger than you to people who are more numerous than you and invert it? So that it only means what you think it should mean, and all your groupies?

She’s Woman, so God has to be, too. Because she thinks she’s god. The narcissism. I’m choking on it.

What a one-trick pony Greta Gerwig is.

Barbie’s gotta be Eve-turned-into-God-because-God-should-be-a-Woman-because-Greta’s-a-Woman.

Jo’s gotta be representing-Greta-Gerwig’s-personal-experience-as-a-woman-which-represents-every-woman’s-experience-as-a-woman-because-Greta-Gerwig-is-all-there-is.

Ain’t you got any other tricks, Madam Mirror? Some “visionary.”

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Armageddon (1998)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onOct 6, 2025