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@sharkcleaner
Hello bisexual community
Begin killing
Sometimes there's an elaborate bit, and then you commit to it and put a lot of time into creating something with it, pick up a new hobby or two... anyway. Here's Gatsby Great The
Wow people really liked this, or were at least confused by it!
Here's a digital copy of it, along with a plaintext version, prepared-to-bind version, and the cover.
Free to use, go wild. Gatsby is in the public domain after all<3 Just don't claim as your own y'all know how this goes right
i forgot to put it in the original, but when I went to fedex to pick up the pages, the employee said,
"If only there was an efficient way to read The Great Gatsby"
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍
who's packing me lunch
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account
complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
@funnier-when-objectum
Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)
The Screenshot (2014)
The Reblog (2014)
Bahahahaha love this
The Unnecessary Comment (2014)
The Revival (2026)
man came up to me and my friend at a bar and he said he came to that bar every friday for the last two years and then said "I don't usually meet beautiful American girls here" and we were like you're here every week and there are plenty of beautiful girls here!!! why do men insist on insulting other women when they try to talk to you
finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell
i really wish we could all just stop this weird facade that mental health is taken seriously just because there might be more conversation about depression than there was 20 years ago. as soon as you’re unable to work or maintain relationships or mask effectively enough you might as well be a joke. even to people who say they understand it
I've always disliked mr beast just based on his content mill vaguely exploitative vibes so it's been kind of wild learning he also does legitimate crimes and workplace violations. it's like disliking an acquaintance because they're kinda annoying and then finding out they kill people too like damn dude you didn't have to do all that i already hated your ass.
it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life
this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking