Caphriel the wise

He/they Bi & Trans Alr ACC for sharkcrow specifically for non reblogs.

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sometimes i feel like an actual vampire, but i need to get a job so i ain't got time to think about all-att

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my favorite game to play with my friends is "you weren't supposed to fucking know that" where i say a terrible tumblr reference to myself and nobody else is supposed to know but someone else connects the dots anyways and we have to stare at eachother.

"i saved the town"

'i saved the town :)'

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why is my tomodachi mii of myself the fucking rizzler now?

what happened to canon acuracy?

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its always

"your too obsessed with vampires"

and not

"you're right, I'M wrong, im not into classical vampire media enough. i'll go read dracula and watch blade."

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'erm actually its pronounces Worcestershire!' (gordon ramsay snaps his fingers and evaporates me like Thanos)

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not to be overly self centered but i feel like we should talk about ME more.

no my DnD characters are not rubbing off on me whaaaaat, why would you think that?

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my dumbass just queued a post to the wrong account and its been posted for like 12 hours godammit

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Confession, my psychology teacher keeps preserved animal brains in her desk and she just pulled em out to show us one day.

Like, sure your a psych teacher makes sense.

But also.

Dawg why do you have that.

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I sold my soul to my friend for a rock painted to look like Bill cipher and lowk I NEED to get that shit back soon.

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Biology and science is considered the smart class and theatre is considered nerd shit?

In theatre I play silly games with my friends and sing.

In my science class I have to make a homunculus for homework.

What am I, a wizard?