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phan resurgence

tamoru

sun and moon

maribird444

current fav genre: dan reaching for phil during jumpscares

mothcub

Not a single thought.

pseudophan

obviously.

pseudophan

we've been saying

phanchester

dan and phil oversharing

- "why do we keep mentioning swinging in these videos?" "soft launch"

- "sausage party" "it just came to me" "i wonder why"

- "okay, phil - this one goes out to you" "power bottom"

- "i would like to see the glow ray hull" "you would" "i would like to eat the glow ray hull" "no, you don't. you absolutely don't... [not in my] experience" (??)

- "i want to eat dock keys tile" "oh my god no" "i want to touch dock keys tile. i want to really receive dock keys tile" "YOU WANT TO RECEIVE? YOU WANT TO RECEIVE?"

I left dnp tumblr to cosplay Harry Potter and then became a dsmp fan and then almost went to the psych ward and now I’m back

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Hammerhead

And when I rebrand as shark what then?

#soy speaks #it’s me soy from 5 years ago btw

axolotldrevm-deactivated2022101

real and true!

tossingtelevisions

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

theradicalace

what the FUCK

emiria

???!!!!??

rexpinn-deactivated20190705

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

exomoon

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

goldnpoc

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

captainkirk94-deactivated201903

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

advanced-procrastination

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

vitamin-death

are you okay?

difficult question

vjezze

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.