you're gonna need a bigger boat

an indie, private and highly selective fandomless multimuse shark shifter ocs. sideblog to insectilesin. hunted by vexi

[sharksiins]

We provoke a shark every time we enter the water where sharks happen to be, for we forget: The ocean is not our territory - it's theirs.

the sea lords (wip)

Rules under the cut.

my name is vexi. she/they. 26. minors do not interact at all. personals do not interact at all. i will block you all on sight.

this is a SIDEBLOG. all follows will come from @insectilesin

i am highly selective and highly private for my own comfort. if we are not mutuals, meaning i follow you and you follow me, i will not engage with you. trying to force me to write with you will earn a hardblock.

there will be dark topics written on this blog including but not limited too: gore, body horror, cannibalism maybe, and general dark stuff. i will be tagging ALL these things.

shipping is possible. so is nsfw (which WILL be tagged). i ship based on the chemistry our muses have, but i am a shipping whore at heart. platonic and antagonistic ships more than welcome. multi-ship multi-verse.

i trim my posts, use minor formatting and am iconless. please format however you wish.

my discord is mutuals only, but open. dm if you would like it.

don't pester me for replies. i have autism and my muse bounces around. i also attend to other blogs.

i will not tolerate hate or drama on this blog. also fuck ai. if you use ai, this is not a safe space for you.

this blog is a heavy wip. bare with me as i work on it over time.

[sharksiins]

" care for a drink? "

( eiko & roman :3c )

he grunts, looking up from years worn guitar strings. his fingers hurt, a new callous forming on the pad of his middle finger. which is a damn shame because he needs that finger. that's like, his most important finger!

"does it have alcohol in it?" roman deadpans, rolling his head over his shoulder to stare at her. "if not than i don't give a shit."

[sharksiins]

" i brought you an assortment of wagashi, sweetie. i hope that you like it ... i made it myself. "

( eiko & sweetie :3c konpeito for you royalty? )

under a concealed fringe, they stare at the offering of colorful confections. a rainbow of sugar just waiting to be devoured by their waiting maw. they can feel themselves drooling, covertly trying to hide such an animalistic reaction with the back of their hand.

however, this also means it hides their wide, shark-toothed smile.

"you made it yourself, eh?" they all but purr, voice rumbling like the motor engine of their favorite bike. they reach down, plucking a wagashi from its delicate nest to plop between their pale lips. "it's sweeter knowing you made it...but not as sweet as you."

[recordmemes]

༘⋆｡  platonic bonds & dynamics starters.

best  friends.

you  said  you'd  always  be  there.  i'm  holding  you  to  that.

i'm  not  leaving  you  alone  with  your  thoughts!

nobody  gets  to  call  you  that  but  me.

do  i  need  to  fight  someone  for  you?

we're  not  just  friends.  you're  my  family.

i'm  already  on  my  way.

if  i  die,  promise  you'll  erase  my  search  history.

we  should  not  be  allowed  unsupervised  in  public.

combined,  we're  one  whole  functioning  adult!

i've  helped  you  lie  to  your  parents,  friends,  &  your  boss...  what's  one  more?

ex-friends.

i  wanted  to  call  you.  every  time  something  happened.

how  did  you  just  stop  caring?

you  can't  pretend  we  weren't  close.

i  miss  you.  i'm  not  sorry.

i  don't  think  i  can  forgive  you.

i  miss  hating  the  same  people  together.

do  your  new  friends  know  the  version  of  you  i  knew?

you  ghosted  me.  but  sure!  let's  pretend  it  was  mutual!

i  still  know  your  favorite  song.

i  didn't  just  lose  my  friend,  i  lost  an  entire  chapter  of  my  life.

rivals.

this  isn't  personal.  you're  just  in  my  way.

why  are  you  so  obsessed  with  beating  me?

you  think  you're  better  than  me?  prove  it.

you  talk  a  lot  for  someone  who's  always  second  place.

did  you  rehearse  that  comeback  in  the  mirror?

do  you  ever  stop  talking?

one  day,  i'm  going  to  beat  you.

i  don't  like  you.  that  doesn't  mean  i  don't  respect  you.

i  didn't  come  to  play  fair,  i  came  to  win.

you  think  i'm  threatened  by  you?  no,  you  just  motivate  me  to  be  better.

roommates.

i  swear  i  didn't  eat  your  leftovers!  well,  not  ALL  of  them.

i  heard  everything.  these  walls  are  thin.

can  you  PLEASE  clean  up  after  yourself?

wanna  watch  a  movie?  i'm  making  popcorn!

you  know  we're  not  friends,  right?  we  just  live  together.

i  think  i  know  your  schedule  better  than  mine  at  this  point.

you  talk  in  your  sleep.

you  can't  just  adopt  a  pet  without  talking  to  me  first!

i'm  going  to  start  charging  your  dates  rent.

if  we  can  survive  living  together,  we  can  survive  anything.

if  your  [  family member  ]  drops  by  unannounced  one  more  time...

academic  partners.

you  forgot  the  project  deadline.  again.

this  was  supposed  to  be  a  group  effort!

i  think  we  would've  crashed  and  burned  without  you.

you  brought  snacks  to  study  group?  okay,  i  think  i  like  you.

we're  not  friends.  stop  telling  me  about  your  personal  life.

you're  actually  kind  of  smart,  you  know?

i'll  be  the  brains,  you  do  the  presentation.

we  agreed  no  emotional  breakdowns  during  mid-terms!

i  cannot  believe  i'm  depending  on  you  to  pass  this  class.

i  need  a  break  so  i  can  scream  into  my  textbook...

do  you  try  to  make  friends  with  EVERY  person  in  group  projects?

siblings.

you're  not  my  [ mom / dad / parent ]!  don't  tell  me  how  to  live.

i'm  allowed  to  make  fun  of  you.  nobody  else  is.

i  know  you  better  than  anyone  else  ever  will.

stop  trying  to  fix  me!

something  bad  happened.  can  i  come  home?

you're  still  the  favorite, even now.

still  trying  to  live  in  my  shadow,  huh?

i'm  not  jealous  of  you!

we  survived  that  house,  that's gotta count  for  something.

remember  how  we  used  to  talk  about  running  away?

[catnoli]

pixie dust thresher shark

(12 month reward for my ko-fi members)

[sharksiins]

tosses out another promo into the void buT- have some shark-shifter spirits.

welcome to @sharksiins, a sideblog to @insectilesin - featuring a vast array of "sea lords" trying to survive in a modern, human world. please feel free to like or reblog this if you want to interact and i'll check you out! just be sure to read my rules beforehand!