Dancing Sharks

[sharkswhodance]

I had forgotten the joys of summer daytime weed smoking

Life is good again

[sharkswhodance]

Sometimes when I’m at work I open a new pipette tip box and start them randomly from the middle just to feel something

[lezbianz]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[tesria]

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

[3amfanfiction]

this applies to writing and art, too

[missearhart]

Me when my roommate is writing a thesis about prevalence of organisms in our local marine ecosystems and also doing exams every other week and I have. Skirt. Due at midnight

[sharkswhodance]

Me when my roommate has to put in hundreds of hours designing, researching and making from scratch a fully historically accurate Victorian gown while also writing several essays for every other class and I have to label parts of a worm. On my own drawing.

[sharkswhodance]

Sometimes they are right. And by they, I mean the people who tell you to have consistent file names. It helps.

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[sharkswhodance]

Me after a long and stressful day of opening all the cupboards and not closing them back

[missearhart]

Oh nooo haha I covered your boyfriend in rhinestones and now he's shiny and the crows are going to get him

[officialpenisenvy]

i like it when my cinephile mutuals post their "favourite movies of the month" lists and it's more movies than i have seen in my entire life

[sharkswhodance]

Me when I’m trying to dirty talk to my non-binary partner: fuck me unspecified parental figure

[4thrayman]

"I asked Grok" "I asked ChatGPT"

Well, I asked Kilgharrah The Great Dragon and he was equally as fucking useless

[sharkswhodance]

Can you eat pussy if you’re a vegetarian? Need to know for a friend

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Opening Instagram Is Self Harm !!!

[sharkswhodance]

“To all my anti-bush girlies-“

I will hold you personally accountable when society collapse

[sharkswhodance]

I’m getting that itch again (sporcle country flag quiz)

[nongunktional]

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

[sharkswhodance]

“Ethical gooning always starts with a land acknowledgment”

-A buddy of mine

[sharkswhodance]

Should guys who skip leg day be included in the body positivity movement or can we keep making fun of them?