you would beat the moon in a pretty contest

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[sharktopusnadozilla]

Personal Introduction!

Hi, I know this is late but I think it's about time I make an introduction post ;)

Birthday: March 20, 2009

Pronouns: Any

Sexuality: Pansexual

Favorite color: Indigo (🔵 + 🟣)

Favorite food: any burger with bacon on it

Favorite drink: Milo's Extra Sweet Tea™

Colorblind: Deuteranopia

I love reading and some of my top authors are in no particular order;

Rick Riordan

Stephen King

JRR Tolkien

JK Rowling

Dean Koontz

Shannon Messenger

James Patterson

I am also obsessed with music and love to listen to a variety of artists, but my top 10 Spotify artists of all time as of 5/26/24 are:

NF

Twenty One Pilots

Gorillaz

Imagine Dragons

Ed Sheeran

Eminem

Cavetown

Lewis Capaldi

My Chemical Romance

Journey

My stats.fm account

I have many more favorites that didn't make this list so don't hesitate to ask me about a specific one :)

I play chess scholastically, and as of writing this, I'm about 1000 elo on chess.com and ~1380 on lichess

That's all I can really think of, so lmk if I should add something :P

credit to @cafekitsune and @sister-lucifer for the dividers <3

[thingssheadores-deactivated2014]

[mariecanker-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

[striders]

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

[mariecanker-blog]

oh. i like mangoes. 

[pumnion]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your consideration possibly

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[old-world-paper]

Flood (1889) by Maxime Maufra

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[gigglepuffpixie]

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

[foxisconfused]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[veneratedrot]

🐅

[dailymtgflavortext]

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, just think what a giant tome could do!"

-Enthusiastic Study

[pinakotekams]

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

[peggaboo]

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!

[atenderofsycamoretrees]

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.

[possumberries]

this is a fucking joy

[vintage-treasures]

Midsummer Eve, watercolor and gouache on paper (1908) Celebrated painting by the British artist Edward Robert Hughes (1851–1914), often associated with the Pre-Raphaelite movement. The work captures the mystical folklore of the Summer Solstice, a time when the veil between the human and fairy worlds was believed to be thinnest.

The painting is famous for its magical "inner glow". Hughes was a master of watercolor, using a labor-intensive stippling technique to create depth and a luminous quality that rivals oil paintings. The color palette contrasts the cool, deep blues of the twilight forest and the warm, incandescent ambers of the fairy lanterns. Loc. Private collection. Dim. 114.3 cm H x 76.2 cm W (45 x 30 in.).

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[enchantedbook]

Art by Shigeru Mizuki

[berlogauwu]

WITCH

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Jackson Howell

[coffinvows]

before the vows

[pre-embrace harriet . vtm]

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate