Why, Ferrari?

F1 girly

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Does anyone have the original video of Max asking Charles about the flag of Singapore?

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LMAO IT LOOKS LIKE FLAVY AND KIKA SECRETLY SCHEMED THIS AND FORCED THEM TO ATTEND TOGETHER BUT THEN KIKA HAD TO PULL OUT LAST MINUTE AND FORCED ISACK TO GO IN HER PLACE

The question remains...is the French Civil War over?

📍Estie and Pierre at the PSG game.

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Drive to Survive season checklist:

~"every driver dreams that they will one day race in red" ✅

~Ferrari isn't just a team, it's a religion/burden/legacy ✅ (lowk real tho)

~Pope mentioned ✅

~useless Buxton commentary, usually about quali ("if you snatch pole, it means that you're faster than everyone else in qualifying") ✅

~dramatic teammates war (bonus: mention brocedes) ✅ ✅

~villain Max standing around in overalls/fireproofs during a night race with menacing theme music ✅

~mismatching random radios over dramatic race footage ✅

~Wolff shitstirring with Horny Horner or flirting with Max (bonus for both) ✅ ✅

~random celebrity and rave shots for the American grands prix ✅

~Red Bull second seat curse ("who can bring the fight to Max?") ✅

~Oscar says something completely logical and calm, but necessary suspenseful music to make it seem like he’s a cold-blooded assassin robot ✅

~Horner frolicking through the English countryside ✅

~screeching tyres and footage of a shunt with ringing silence and then...thump thump thump thump (heartbeat) ✅

~dramatic "somebody's gonna lose their seat" storyline with a team boss watching from the shadows ✅

~Lestappen ✅

Season 8 has passed with flying colors. Anything else I'm missing?

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LMAOOOOOO the L'Oreal part of this episode I'm CRYING

Eva Longoria: it's very exciting meeting new spokespeople. Especially cute ones *maniacal cackle*

Netflix cuts to Carlos giving a mixed wtf x disgusted mean girls look

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I'M DEADDDD

(about Lego parade in Miami)

Sharl: it was chaos but umm, probably...the best race of the season for us.

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Buxton: Not so long ago, Lewis Hamilton could walk down the street in New York and not be recognized. Now, Yuki Tsunoda is getting stopped on the street.

The Yuki slander 😭😭✋

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Bro...

Not Zak with pulling out an "a river dirt cheese" 2.0

Zak: My favorite driver, other than you and Lando. Air eh tun Senna.

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LOLLLL not Torger summoning Britney 😭😭😭

"Two lead drivers, it's a very risky strategy. We had it in the past with Nico and Lewis."

*cue dramatic Brocedes montage*

...

"Nico Rosberg, 2016 Formula 1 World Champion 😏"

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Buxton, I cannot stand you. Tf do you mean, creates a soft team?! Supportive and positive Wheatley with Sauber over toxic Alpine any day 🙄

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"Gabriel has everything you need to score points. But I'm not setting any targets, because he's got a tough challenge ahead of him. It's about supporting"

Ugh, Wheatley again, my positive king!!

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"Jonathan?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you a member of the piranha club?"

*giggles*

Oh Jonathan Wheatley, my sweet summer child✌️😭. Like I just wanna go up to him and give him a cuddle and call him dearie boo. I love my second fav unproblematic team principal 😚😚😚

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"Pretty much...everybody is trying to fuck eachother"

excUSe me, Christian? I'm pretty sure that's just you.

Lowk though 😭 bro should've added an "over" at the end bc that actually makes sense, why'd he have to bring his horndog into this 😭

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Aww it's nice to see Paul on screen for a little bit in Episode 2! Netflix's only positive points. I feel like Alpine didn't give us much Paul content last season

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DUCK ME, shirt change, Netflix? Seriously?! Why do they do my boy like that 😫

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Also Colapinto's face when Jack shunted into the wall in Australia, I'm dead. And the stupid Alpine drama montage netflix did at the end of Ep 1 ARGHHH

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Still finishing Ep 1...

Not Nando saying the poor rookies will have a hard time for their first race being a wet Melbourne and then he had his DNF

Proving he's a rookie all over again 😭

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Zak: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood"🎵

Lando: you're such a child

Yes, you tell him Lando. 👍

"I think every driver wants to win their home race. If I had to pick one, yes, Melbourne would be it"

Oh Oscar, my sweet summer child.