You're smoke and guns.

◤"oн мan, ѕee? and yoυ υѕed тo тнιnĸ ι waѕ an ιdιoт."◢ 【"ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ."】 REQUESTS: CLOSED NEW BLOG!!! @writerlessramblings

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

Jay in high school: the team wanted me to talk to you about your coaching technique.

Tim: What about my coaching technique?

Jay: Too much technique, not enough coach.

Tim: What's that supposed to mean?

Jay: They just wanna have fun, Tim.

Tim: Winning is fun, Jay.

Jay: See, that's your Timness talking!

Tim: Well, I am Tim.

Jay: It's just a game... with small children... who cry when they see you coming.

////@midnight---hollow @cat-vase @krayolacolor @shittycreepypastaandmhhc @menacing-manicotti @princess-sugar-blossom

[sharpeneddiego]

holy shit so not to be a stalker but i might've scrolled through your blog and i might have fallen in love withchu 😳😳✌ joe goldberg headass lmao no but really your writing is so pretty

I'M - 😳 DKSJFHSJD

No but seriously I'm glad you like it ! It means a lot to hear from people who like my writing 🥺 makes me wanna write even more ! ❤

[sa2ha]

mood

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

[free-range-tiddies]

[antiandrogen]

lilith was created before eve from the same soil as adam to be his wife 

she refused to lay beneath him, wishing to be his equal, only willing to have sex with him if she was on his side or on top 

adam tried to force her to have sex with him the way he wanted, so she left him and became a demon…

…go off 

[antiandrogen]

i mean we could talk about how lilith was a badass who’d rather be a demon than be subservient to a man or we could talk about the allegory here where a woman who demands agency is LITERALLY demonized… or the reality that this story means that the first man in the bible (or the first man ever, if you subscribe to that) was a rapist! great start, boys

[chubby-bunnies]

this is so important. 

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

I wonder how different shit would be if Adam attempting to rape Lilith was the “original sin” instead of Eve eating the apple. 

[hulminat-deactivated20180512]

That last comment hit me hard…

[larpsandtherealgirl]

Sometimes… demons… are better

[andletforsakendidodie]

[teeth-kid]

and she was a top

[mintbees]

idea in my head: complete visual scene in my head with high emotions and its intense as shit and has dramatic lighting to fit the mood idea when I write it:

[socialist-microwave-laser]

So I was rewatching TUA and

Uh

The gym Diego lives in/works at has a pride flag hanging up in it

Gay rights, everybody

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[powerfulwizard]

I think cars are too normalized in this society that we live in. Because the concept of them is so weird. I think everyone on the road just forgot that they’re blasting around a 3000 pound chunk of metal at inhuman speeds. Maybe be a little safer about it? Maybe don’t tailgate people? Maybe stop at crosswalks when there are people crossing?

[powerfulwizard]

People really tailgate so pettily and pointlessly even though that shit (which once again accomplishes nothing) causes the most rear end accidents.... cringe

[powerfulwizard]

[philonotis]

[x-ghxstgirl-x]

[kumacannon-archive-deactivated2]

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[kwp]

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

[randomriverreader]

Teen *hides passion because they were insulted for it*

Parent: why doesn’t my child tell me anything? Must be social meadia

[nonetoon]

Minecraft mood is back so here are some Creeper variants based on biome

[caduceus-tealeaf]

The beetleman and his mood ring hair

[writerlessramblings]

BJ taking you to a dark carnival with ICP playing in the background and getting on one knee and asking you to marry him

Okay I’ve never personally listened to ICP B U T -A carnival date ?? With Mr. Insectbeverage ?? A total win. BONUS points if he proposes. 

[writerlessramblings]

BJ falling asleep with his head on ur lap after having a bad day and you play with his hair

Okay yes to all of this You’re just - casually sitting on the couch watching Netflix and here comes BJ flopping down and laying in your lap.You can just tell something is wrong.Blue haired boy.I think if you didn’t start doing it on your own he’d just like - grab your hand and place it on his head just trying to get you to take the hit. Which you do, obviously.Probably doesn’t actually wanna talk about it he just needs a l l your love and affection because let’s face it, he’s babie.

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]