Stones are cool guys.

Hey guys, Steven Stone here, Hoenn's foreign champion. I still accept battles, but most the time I can be found chillin' in some caves. Pay me a visit, and hit me with your all! (Haha new tumblr rper (independent) here oh boy. Um, go easy on me, seeing as I have nooo idea what to do. /hides)

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dis is brendan i am w steven his house is like 80% rocks 20% dildos lol yolo i guess i dont judge #2013 #yolo

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my j/o crystal

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So I’m taking you remember all the shenanigans you concocted? 

Pff, well, at least I can say you were entertaining, and that thankfully no one else what subject to your…advances. You’re undeniably a more interesting drunk than I would have imagined.  It’s obvious why you don’t engage in this type of activity more often, though I must ask: why did you get so blisteringly drunk in the first place?

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Most of them, yes. As much as I rather wouldn’t. Some things I… I don’t remember.

Well, I figured you ask this and I’ve been trying to come up with a response for a while now… I suppose I just got a little carried away is all. It’s a nice stress reliever I suppose. And you know how parties go, almost everybody gets drunk. I didn’t want to seem like a prude.

Although I am a prude.

Hm.

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Well. What do you remember then?

That doesn’t seem like you, Steven, if I may say. Getting overly pissed simply because you weren’t paying proper attention? Besides, everyone already thinks you to be a prude, so it’s not much of a surprise, dear. I wouldn’t think you of all people would take such an impulsive action just to convince others to believe you’re something you’re not.

It seems like a very…intriguing situation you’ve gotten yourself into.

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Well uh. I remember my seemingly "private advancements"

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I don't like being the prude, honestly. If I'm thinking about it. Everybody is telling me to lighten up, relax, stop working so much. And then of course the fanmail I occasionally get asking me to give up my work and return to being a champion... It's a little much. And throughout it all I'm the sensible, cool guy. Well. Cool to people who don't actually know me or have never seen me in a cave.

It was a way to let go, have fun, and not think. And I got a massive hangover and personal conflict in return. What usually happens when I decide to drink.

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It’s been a while now so please tell me you’re sober. Please.

I doubt I could handle another ordeal like this again. 

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…..Yes I am indeed sober and I’ve sent out a formal apology letter, you should get it in the mail soon.

Deepest apologies.

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So I’m taking you remember all the shenanigans you concocted? 

Pff, well, at least I can say you were entertaining, and that thankfully no one else what subject to your…advances. You’re undeniably a more interesting drunk than I would have imagined.  It’s obvious why you don’t engage in this type of activity more often, though I must ask: why did you get so blisteringly drunk in the first place?

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Most of them, yes. As much as I rather wouldn't. Some things I... I don't remember.

Well, I figured you ask this and I've been trying to come up with a response for a while now... I suppose I just got a little carried away is all. It's a nice stress reliever I suppose. And you know how parties go, almost everybody gets drunk. I didn't want to seem like a prude.

Although I am a prude.

Hm.

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What are you trying to get at Steven? Ugh there’s no use reasoning with you…j-just get home. 

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I’m trying to flirt here there’s no cameras around and now media people and I’m drunk give me some sugar bud

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It’s been a while now so please tell me you’re sober. Please.

I doubt I could handle another ordeal like this again. 

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.....Yes I am indeed sober and I've sent out a formal apology letter, you should get it in the mail soon.

Deepest apologies.

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B-because you’re being completely ludicrous right now! You can’t be acting like this in public, Steven, for goodness sake… Just get yourself home before you make an idiot out of yourself. 

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You sure you don’t want a kiss goodnight? I know you’d loooove one.

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What are you trying to get at Steven? Ugh there’s no use reasoning with you…j-just get home. 

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I'm trying to flirt here there's no cameras around and now media people and I'm drunk give me some sugar bud

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!! a-ah… um….. Steven I don’t—uh…..

Maybe we should get you home. 

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why

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B-because you’re being completely ludicrous right now! You can’t be acting like this in public, Steven, for goodness sake… Just get yourself home before you make an idiot out of yourself. 

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You sure you don't want a kiss goodnight? I know you'd loooove one.

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…I’m not sure if I should be thankful or concerned. Are you going to have a hangover or something? What exactly do I have to watch out for here?

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Just my lips on yours mhmmm…

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!! a-ah… um….. Steven I don’t—uh…..

Maybe we should get you home. 

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why

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Oh for goodness sake Steven. Do I really have to keep an eye on you all the time? [sigh] 

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No, this is just like…. The second time.

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…I’m not sure if I should be thankful or concerned. Are you going to have a hangover or something? What exactly do I have to watch out for here?

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Just my lips on yours mhmmm...

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I very much beg to differ. What have you been doing? 

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Party after work. A guy’s fiftieth. Fuuuun stuff.

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Oh for goodness sake Steven. Do I really have to keep an eye on you all the time? [sigh] 

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No, this is just like.... The second time.

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sharper-than-stone replied to your post: Eyyy sexy boy

I’m absoluuutely fine.

I very much beg to differ. What have you been doing? 

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Party after work. A guy's fiftieth. Fuuuun stuff.

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…i those aren’t even flattering pictures and steven’s just got to ruin it even more doesn’t he

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-laughs evilly-

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!! I…ah….S-Steven……

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Come here, silly. That is the biggest part of your present.

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O-oh….kay….

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-kisses-

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It’s not nice to tell someone to shush…

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You’d like a kiss on the cheek, right?

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!! I…ah….S-Steven……

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Come here, silly. That is the biggest [art of your present.

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sharper-than-stone replied to your post: happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me………..

Oh shush I got you a nice present.

It’s not nice to tell someone to shush…

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You'd like a kiss on the cheek, right?

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I had coffee with me this time?

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Is that supposed to make me feel reassured? Hmph well, I suppose I can forgive. I’ve been busy as of late as well anyhow, so I can’t put the blame all on you for not keeping in touch.

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You, busy?

That happens?

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Uh

Hey

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Let me guess: “I fell asleep in a cave again, and I didn’t realize the time, but there was just so much ultra-crypso-calci-phosporo-carbonite-ine that I simply couldn’t help myself!” 

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I had coffee with me this time?