run away with me

Dani Harper, 17, cool kid. If you gotta read this to get to know me, odds are I either (1) don't know who you are, and/or (2) don't give a shit about who you are. Y'all can go ahead and stalk me or my friends, 'cause clearly you've got a reason to be creeping up on my blog, but ya won't find anything interesting. My nudes are on my other blog.

[princess-sugar-motta-deactivate]

As if any party you’d be privy to would need a guest list. Unless you’ve named all the rats and roaches that live with you.

[sharpharp-blog1]

Aw, is someone upset the Mr. Whiskers clan got invites but you didn’t?

[noahsawyerz]

Begging is taking it a step to far, Harper. It’s not like I’m throwing myself out there to mingle with freaks like yourself, so calm yourself before you think you stand a chance. I doubt you can count on the miracles, ‘cause you still seem to be popping around.

[sharpharp-blog1]

Booooooo - I already put your name on the guest list to our weird freaky party behind the dumpster tonight. What a shame.

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It’s Friday,

[ainsleyxblackbourn]

Yeah, there’s a bananas in pajamas one. I mean it’s real old but pretty cool and I think there are smurfs and stuff. I saw a Spider-Man Slip n’ Slide once that thing was so cool

[sharpharp-blog1]

You just put Slip n’ Slide and cool in the same sentence. Please reevaluate your life. Please.

[noahsawyerz]

Surviving an Easter dinner with the ‘rents and the Lopez clan should be rewarded as if I just won the freaking Hunger Games, ‘cause I swear if felt like a real freaking war. Having to listen to awful attempts of jokes, and being asked a gazillion times about school is not my preferred way of spending my weekend.

Can someone please fix me up with some deserved fun next weekend, or will I have to make sure something exciting happens around here?

[sharpharp-blog1]

Santana Lopez begging for fun over the internet. Never thought I’d see the day. Seems like Easter really is all about them miracles, huh?

[sharpharp-blog1]

It’s Friday,

[ainsleyxblackbourn]

Only those cool ones that are characters

[sharpharp-blog1]

There are characters that are water sprinklers? Ya know what - I don’t even wanna know.

[sharpharp-blog1]

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@bowtieblaine: Why would you give that up? Pizza good

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @bowtieblaine and that’s why I was pretending. Ever heard of Lent, or? 

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp Lol. Sure.

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta 👋

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp your reading level is rather low as well, I see. Keep dreaming, loser.

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta it’s all good, i like my friends anyway. no dreams of u, soz

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp Mm, yeah, I retract my statement. Intelligence above a 4th grade level is also a requirement, & you’re stuck in pre-k it seems.

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta you can’t retract it, it’s on the internet. i’m flattered i’ve been approved into the gang. when should I come over?

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp It’s a shame, b/c you’d probably be popular if you weren’t such a giant pain in the ass. 

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta I am not. I always use lube. I’m considerate like that. 

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp why do you insist on being so combative? Quite an unattractive quality!

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta i’m only this disagreeable with a select few. props on making the club, tho!

[sharpharp-blog1]

It’s Friday,

[ainsleyxblackbourn]

Most things, yeah. But most things are worth being excited for

[sharpharp-blog1]

I guess if you live here long enough, a water sprinkler becomes exciting.  

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp you really can’t wrap your tiny mind around the fact that I’m not trying to offend you, can you?

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta oooh, guess that’s a win win for both of us. congrats.

[sharpharp-blog1]

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[princess-sugar-motta-deactivate]

@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp Are you and JBI related? Because you both tend to use the same lines on me through your drool. 

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta I’m still waiting to feel offended. Try again?  

[sharpharp-blog1]

It’s Friday,

[ainsleyxblackbourn]

What’s wrong with Easter? You get chocolate!

[sharpharp-blog1]

...Right. Are you always excited about like, everything? Just curious.

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@PrincessMotta: @SharpHarp Guess no one’s dropping candy in your easter basket then? How sad for you.

[sharpharp-blog1]

@SharpHarp: @PrincessMotta It’s cool, you can stop crying for me now. Your crush is gonna start showing. 

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@SharpHarp: the only thing I’ll be celebrating this weekend is the fact that I can stop pretending I gave up pizza

@SharpHarp: 🍕 it’s all about the little things