taking #aesthetic selfies is what i live for

literally do not try to fuck with me because i can and will fuck with you right back sideblog is hello-sadness-myoldfriend, it's the less pretty half of my aesthetic

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[andersonsallpurpose]

let’s clean one up for the janitors

[owainigo]

i searched the entire house for my barely alive old laptop and tablet to draw this real quick

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[ebi-chi]

What the fuck are you doing using internet explorer?

[chalamet-x]

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

[empgonzo]

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

[slimetony]

really wish I still had teeth

[bobumbo]

Why?

[slimetony]

So I could deflect bullets with them

[maximus-alphonso]

Something tells me I know how you lost your old teeth

[slimetony]

Of course the armchair orthodontists of Tumblr are out in force today to find out where my fucking teeth went. Grow up

[nzdad-deactivated20170410]

im thirsty af for

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[rodrickheffeley]

[m-nasssty]

If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her…angels don't live in hell.

[callmemoprah-blog]

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE FOLKS IN THE BACK

[pretty-damn-0dd]

Our cynical minds will make it totally worth it.

[alexander]

Benjamin Franklin when the kite got struck by lightning

[i-am-a-fish]

people ask me the what’s the easiest way to come out, truth is if you put on a cowboy hat that’s all you gotta do

[destiel-honeypie]

[kingwildex-deactivated20190919]

I’m at 5 what about you?

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

40. Catch me outside surviving off cereal and nothing else.

[sharpiestealr-blog]

20, y’all can fuck right off

@zoycitem

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

[jaredandjensen]

14x06 - Optimism