Hellraisers

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[peraltiagonet]

“Huh, well done. Title of my sex tape.”

[sarahmichellesgellar]

MULDER + ONE LINERS [1/?]

[baelatargaryen]

Frost Giant Loki in Thor (2011) dir. Kenneth Branagh 

[usermischief]

[garrus-vakkarian]

The Mass Effect Archives

[starbashir-deactivated20241016]

[fromthecrypt]

theyre not my problems they're our problems bestie

[afronerdism]

The moment a movement becomes commercialized, it dies.

[iamoutofideas]

“When Madonna came out with her hit "Vogue" you knew it was over. She'd taken a very specifically queer, transgender, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with lyrics about how "It makes no difference if you're black or white, if you're a boy or a girl." Madonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue was sitting on a table in front of me, broke. So if anybody requested "Vogue" or any other Madonna track, I just told them, "No, this is a Madonna-free zone! And as long as I'm DJ-ing, you will not be allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corporatized, liberalized, neutralized, asexualized, re-genderized pop reflection of this dance floor's reality!"“

- DJ Sprinkles: Ball’r (Madonna-Free Zone)

[dinkywinks]

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

[gaysemiotics]

Now THIS is physical comedy

[similarfruit]

2021 and still no limp wrist emoji

[homofied]

[afeelgoodblog]

Dad can’t go to the mosque due to the pandemic, so Tofu accompany him five times a day.

[suhaylahs-deactivated20211224]

[ID: Photo of a Muslim man standing on his prayer mat while next to him on a smaller prayer mat is a cat. End ID.]

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[greatscottimafangirl]

Spock: I’m in lov…

Spock: lov…

Spock: I have feelin…

Bones: It’s okay, take your time.

Spock:… Jim.

[exeggcute]

making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

[tributary]

there is nothing innate about men that prevents them from competently cleaning

[tributary]

when people say things like “he’s a guy so any cleaning he does is ‘guy cleaning’” they mean “lower your expectations because men are slobs.” but women aren’t inherently neat (messiness is definitely a trait i have), and this just lets men off the hook when they don’t do domestic chores competently. it’s all social all the way down.

[tributary]

this also goes for cooking, and childcare, and and and

[orangebitters]

“Guys can’t clean” ...except for the military where they manage tidiness just fine, or as managers of top-end hotels with exemplary standards, or as butlers in high end houses... oh and guys can’t cook unless they’re chefs, and they can’t do childcare unless they’re the principal of a school, or a major authority that writes books on childcare... yeah.  Somehow, men pull it off just fine - so long as they’re no benefit to pretending like they can’t.

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[guerrillatech]