If you're not a steak you don't belong here

sh(erlock)+(k)atniss=shatniss 2 sisters, too many fandoms

[ask-seychelles-aph-deactivated2]

I MEAN NOT DO THE HAMSTER BUT JUST ASK SOME RANDOM GUY TO BUY A HAMSTER

XD he said yes then went to his girlfriend and said, “I’ll be back, gonna buy these girls a hamster.” AND SHE JUST NODDED LIKE IT WAS NORMAL.

[shatniss]

OK SO ME AND MY FRIENDS FOUND A CUTE HAMSTER AT PETSMART SO WE DECIDED TO BUY IT BUT WE NEEDED AN 18 YEAR OLD TO BUY IT SO WE WENT TO THE STORE NEXT DOOR AND FOUND A RANDOM 18 YEAR DUDE AND WE GOT HIM TO BUY IT FOR US WE JUST HEISTED A PETSMART AND GOT A HAMSTER ask-seychelles-aph

[ask-seychelles-aph-deactivated2]

I HAVENT FULLY PROCESSED WHAT WE HAVE DONE. OMG GUYS. WE BOUGHT A HAMSTER.

[ask-seychelles-aph-deactivated2]

Fyi he was on sale. I love him.

[shatniss]

we named him whiskey

[shatniss]

OK SO ME AND MY FRIENDS FOUND A CUTE HAMSTER AT PETSMART SO WE DECIDED TO BUY IT BUT WE NEEDED AN 18 YEAR OLD TO BUY IT SO WE WENT TO THE STORE NEXT DOOR AND FOUND A RANDOM 18 YEAR DUDE AND WE GOT HIM TO BUY IT FOR US WE JUST HEISTED A PETSMART AND GOT A HAMSTER ask-seychelles-aph

[shatniss]

OMG EUROVISION IS OVER NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER YEAR TO WATCH BAD POP SONGS INFLUENCE GEOPOLITICS WRAPPED IN GLITTER AND LED LIGHTS

[shatniss]

a little sad cake to bake didnt pass through semis i mean it even had a sherlock reference

why eurovision why

[shatniss]

EUROVISION STARTS TOMORROW IM CRYING I SHOULDNT BE THIS EXCITED FOR A EUROPOP EXTRAVAGANZA

[shatniss]

Matchmaker: which participant fits you best?

for those of you who don't have a favorite song for Eurovision

[blubinday]

How about instead of war between Russia and Ukraine we just give Crimea to whichever one does better in the Eurovision I mean come on that thing was made to stop war

[shatniss]

hi eurovision im coming for u only a few more days

[acehockeygal11-deactivated20220]

2 of my fandoms combine.

[shatniss]

high five fellow sheurovisioner

[extrajordanary-blog]

Roman Lob (Germany) and Eldar Qasimov (from Azerbaijan’s Ell & Nikki) review the Eurovision 2012 contestants together prior to the competition :)

[shatniss]

somehow the fact that they are both wearing slouchy hats makes everything better

[shatniss]

hi eurovision im coming for u only a few more days

[shatniss]

buzzfeed stole our idea

sherlock+katniss=shatniss

[notkatniss]

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS

[gina-ha-nicole-ha]

dream job yo

[shatniss]

do you know whats a dumb question?

"what are you?"

im a human you idiot just because you cant clearly tell what race i am doesnt mean im not just a regular person

like maybe if you asked in a more neutral way like

"just out of curiosity, and feel under no obligation to answer if it makes you feel uncomfortable, what ethnicity do you self-identify as?" maybe id answer you but if you ask me what i am im going to lie to you to confuse you on purpose 

[sherlolly-is-jolly]

[shatniss]

we kissed

i fellunder your spell 

  a love, no one could deny

dont you ever say

i just walked awayi will always want you

i cant live a lie

running for my life

i will always want you

[nouniqueidentity]

Okay when I looked up “Giant picture of benedict cumberbatch”, I wanted a high resolution image. This is not what I wanted.

[polarisopposites-blog]

On this day we received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Cumberbatch.

[shatniss]

like tbh we should fear him anyways imagine if he told his fans to go attack no one would be safe