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Hey there I'm Eva, your friendly neighbourhood Mess~

[nouniqueidentity]

Happy pride month, can’t wait to fail all my midterms but be proud of my sexuality LMAO 

[thatadhdmood]

Neurotypical boredom, I assume: oh I’m bored that sucks

ADHD Boredom™: I have never done anything meaningful, in my life. I will never accomplish or enjoy anything for the rest of time.

[nouniqueidentity]

You’d think after a ton of close calls and like fourteen years of education I would learn not to leave an entire 20 page report to the last minute, and you’d be right! Instead of leaving the entire thing to the night of the deadline I left it to the night BEFORE the night of the deadline! Thanks me! You’re welcome, me! 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

#well not that we KNOW of 

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[askr-deactivated20230503]

I mean the fanfic equivalent is just yelling about ideas at each other right @utopia-shangrila @nouniqueidentity @chibiwriter @justausernameonline @symmetruh

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[stickmanbrandon]

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

[nmri]

the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die

[meepandmorp]

the only cop allowed at pride is captain ray holt

[nmri]

b99 is copganda designed to make you trust cops and empathise with them,therefore making it harder to rebel in this capitalist society. if you let 1 cop into pride then the cop force WILL use that cop 1 against you. if you trust cops it makes it easier for them to take advantage of you, arrest you, or kill you. 

no cops belong at pride.

[be-artistic-deactivated20230306]

[primrosetta]

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

[primrosetta]

me: ??????

me:

[se-meme-drakant-deactivated2025]

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

[primrosetta]

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

[primrosetta]

[anti-scum]

three

[sexhaver]

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

[sexhaver]

run-on sentences are adhd culture

[phantomsteed]

no artist can ever make anything as relatable as edward gorey drawing a shrewd little man looking out upon a barren ass landscape & the only caption he chose to describe this intensely bizarre scene is “hoo.”

[jodykb]

[amateur]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever seen

[jiminrolls]

[bluesxde]

i’ve fuckin gone fellas i’ve fuckin lost it this is it he’s done it i’m gone i’m off my tits what the fukc

[magolor64]

[brunopixels]