Let Me Entertain You

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I’m Sorry.

My friend since high school passed away a little while ago, a month or two, and he was actually a tumblr that followed me too so seeing his blog

And realizing that like his blog is fucked up but he really wasn’t fucked up as a person made me a bit more depressed. Um @brettdrake (his tumblr is very nsfw so please be warned) was my ex, my brother, and my caveman. Like I wasn’t nice to him cause of personal reasons. But when he passed I actually felt regret for not talking to him and apologizing for my issues.

I just wanted everyone who followed my tumblr friend that he is no longer with us, and that we will miss him dearly.

RIP Caveman.

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Little update

Hey. I'm Gay. What's up Tumblr, I'm ranting, I'm high, and dammit I'm about to blow. 6 years ago, I realized that woman were fucking hot. I also liked men but my body must've been needing some serious D. Well now I am openly gay, and no longer in love with men who can't convince me to be straight. And this happened to be realized when I just ran through my conservative town and yelled, "I LOVE PUSSSSSSSSSSAAAAY!" As loud as I could. Rainbow flag in tow and my heart on my sleeve. So not only am I gay. But now everyone knows that I love Pussay. And it Scrumdidilyumptious.

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In The Arms of The Angel

My Vape is two years old. It was my first official vape and it was my birthday and graduation gift from a close friend. But sadly today was the day I took the old toy out and tried the usual routine. My mouthpiece (I am by no means a professional so idk what it's called) is so busted that I might just get a new one and call it a day. But the battery might still be good. Even so, Smokey Bear is no longer useable. :( sad face. But that's ok I live near shitty gas stations that provided me with my first vape. So there may be salvation! Pray for me! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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I was told that I could be anything, so I said "thanks I'm just gonna write Yaoi Porn."

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Nobody believes me

When I look at her... I don't understand it. The feeling I get just by sending her. It's not normal. And don't tell me it's ok to want to touch her because it's not. It's not ok to compare her to the other one. The real one. My wife says that she's been here the whole time. My wife doesn't see it. Even as I ate my cereal, And she watches me with her lizard eyes. My wife doesn't see it. "Can you change her diaper?" She says handing her off to me. When my skin touched her's. It wasn't skin. It was reptilian. Nobody believes me. Not even the police. I went to change her. I swear. But how could I when her "skin" melted into my shirt? How could I when her eyes changed at me? It wasn't her. Nobody believes me The alien took her. So I had to do the job myself.

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GAIS

I JUST REALIZED I WAS IN 7th GRADE AND I ONCE WROTE A FUCKING LESBIAN COUPLE INTO MY BOOK! Now IM REWRITING IT TO SEE IF IVE CHANGED AT ALL, and holy SHIT I FORGOT I HAVE TO ADD THE LESBIAN COUPLE IN! and this was before I came out as bisexual to my friends. Did nobody NOTICE that part?!?! Ps: that book is about three girls fighting to know who they really are, and among these three girls, are two closet lesbians. I shipped my fucking characters. Upside: they actually WERE CANNON.

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There must be something wrong if he thinks I'm beautiful when I know I'm not.

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In reality

Everyone's kind of rude for making fun of When September Ends because it's about his dad. Jerks. Don't make fun of him!

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They are scared of your voice and must silence you for talking. Don't give in.

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Why I'm not open with my issues

Mom: oh quit POUTING, it's not all about you!

Me: *trying not to cry in front of family*

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To the victim,

When he held you close, did he whisper in your ear? When he penetrated your soft virgin innocence, did he scar your mind with words usually so sweet, but now they taste bitter when said? When he threatened you, did he look you in eye and mold his face into your memory forever? When he was finished, and had finally stripped you of your dignity.... Did he leave behind regret and disgrace? Did he call you a whore? Good little whore, what was he to you before? To the Victim who was stolen her happiness, please let me tell you that he's gone. He wasn't suppose to be caught, but he did. So please let me hold you, please let me tell you you're beautiful and let me look into your eyes and smile because you are not a whore. You're a butterfly who was squashed and left to die. But you aren't dead yet so please learn to fly. <3 (To the girl who was raped by my ex manager.)

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Anxiety Attacks Are....

Anxiety attacks are the most draining things in the world. If you have anxiety attacks, it's literally you trying to breath while you are crying. The minute that shit is over, you are so tired that a floor looks comfortable.

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Best Games Ever

My favorite video games are the ones where you can make time go faster if you enter a room a bunch of times.

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Erase it out of your mind now!

Me: you're hot

My crush: I'm sorry?

Me: I UH MEAN UH.... Haha stupid autocorrect! I meant what is up?

Him: but you said I'm hot... Like you just said it I heard you.

Me: No. I. didn't.

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You say I'm beautiful when really you don't mean it.

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I'm still gonna do it.

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But then what if I proceed to make his head explode? Wouldn't that be Murder?