Embrace the fuckery.

Header by @ivan-fyodorovich. Life is crazy.

[call-me-remi]

Ok excuse me but what the everliving fuck do you do for a living lmao

I work in crisis management and contingency planning for a fortune 50 company.

Essentially a fixer with a fancy title.

[yocalio]

Friend I went to High School with uploaded this on the 4th of July. Flying out of Phoenix to LA at 8pm. I just had to share here. 

[prolifeproliberty]

Happy 4th of July!

[rootsofthearthareconsumingmyhome]

air planes rn

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[call-me-remi]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)

[assbestos]

[fightlinker]

[call-me-remi]

So, that Epstein client list just released?

[propalitet]

“shark infested waters” bro they just live there 

[crazy-brazilian]

[animentality]

[call-me-remi]

Have a photo of one of my hand cannons.

[sandmandaddy69]

[call-me-remi]

[theyshapedlikefriends]

*gives you this*

[theyshapedlikefriends]

[call-me-remi]

Ok excuse me but what the everliving fuck do you do for a living lmao

I work in crisis management and contingency planning for a fortune 50 company.

Essentially a fixer with a fancy title.

[trveroman]

Sounds like a buddy of mine who works for BAE's shipyards. He's told me some stories about the fuckery he's had to deal with. He's also told me some stories that I'm not entirely certain are true about our military's capabilities, but which I won't repeat because he clearly told me not to.

[call-me-remi]

There's a whole lot of things that I deal with that would break people's brains if I were to say anything about them. That's both dealing with employees and what my actual job entails.

Especially considering the company that employs me.

[extremelyspecificmemes]

[call-me-remi]

Apartment walls & floors are so fucking thin that it feels like you're living with roommates.