I don't even procrastinate anymore I just don't do shit and I'm not even ashamed
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I don't even procrastinate anymore I just don't do shit and I'm not even ashamed
When you're: Trying to read gay sex on ao3
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But the author said: "[bottom male character] is a transman"
I wanna clarify I don't care if someone sees this as representation but I hate how it's ALWAYS the bottom and they're ALWAYS a twink and no one ever makes them trans post-surgery. I just personally HATE HATE HATE the cuntboy stereotype thing that every yaoi author and artist seems obsessed with it's starting to feel like fetishizing atp
When you're: Trying to read gay sex on ao3
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But the author said: "[bottom male character] is a transman"
Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast
Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!
Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!
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this whole post is so funny
today I was in the car and there was a raindrop on the window. the sun glimmered on it, especially since I didn't have my glasses, so it looked like a bright ball of light on the window. when it rolled down, it looked like a shooting star, the other smaller raindrops looking like stars around the single bigger one. but when it rolled down enough, it went out of the sun's reach and stopped shining. in a second, it lost all its shine, all its greatness, its reason to why it caught my eye. purely because it rolled down too far, because it achieved too much.
I thought it was really poetic
The new Tumblr layout is so ugly. I liked the boxy one better. Stop rounding everything it's an eyestrain and looks weird
Just woke up today and I think I'm the reincarnation of god
I don't need sleep fuckers we ball
Oh no
Just woke up today and I think I'm the reincarnation of god
I don't need sleep fuckers we ball
Don't
When I get overwhelmed and suddenly I'm pacing around and stuttering, wide-eyed and not rlly sure of where to go and what to do, scared of everyone and everything and once it's over I realize I'm really just another deer in headlights with the sole purpose of living in fear and pondering why me and when it will stop
I really like bugs.
They remind me of me in a way. Some people are disgusted by them, some are fascinated, and some like them. They're so small and worthless. They can be crushed in just a split second. And they're so disgusting, but they're so beautiful in their own way. They're just like every other creature. Even if they hurt me, even if I'm afraid, even if I'm annoyed, they're still alive. Maybe they were afraid too. They were annoyed. And we hurt them. They have every reason to be scared. Even if they don't understand. They're beings, just like every other living organism.
I really like bugs.
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He sighed misogynistically. "Hg you better skidaddle your ohio ass out of this mf classroom frfr."
My jaw dropped. Is this guy being SERIOUS!?!? "N-no! Mr. Grimace! I- I can't live without ts class!1!1!!1" I benched 9-5, my hitbox shaking sinisterly.
"GRRR!! DADDY GETS WHAT DADDY WANTS!" Mr. Grimace yelled, and the entire class gasped simultaneously. The pause was impregnated as everyone's skibidi toilet seats sang: "Skibidi dop dop dop... yes, yes yes..."
And as I stumbled through the tunnel, body aching and bleeding, I reached my hand towards the light at the end of the tunnel.
But as I heard the train horn echo through the tunnel, I knew my attempts were futile, and I was destined to be doomed.
I think it's so sad how humans have to search for happiness, instead of it coming naturally. Earth is such a beautiful planet.
But when I first came to Earth, I was startled. Why would they do this? Why would they ruin such beauties for their own selfish desires? Nature had everything. I don't understand it. And why do they have to waste their life, sitting hours in a building to make enough money to continue doing the same thing. It's such a pity. It would be such a pity to be sane.
How boring it must be to see that as your only life option. They're all so insignificant and brainwashed. So foolish and oblivious. And I'm deemed sick and mentally unwell, for refusing to succumb to this horrible, horrible life.
Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".
If I had a partner I wouldn't just love them for their body, I'd see their body as a part of them and everything else that is so wonderful about them.
I'd worship them like a goddess and cling to them like they're my only source of warmth on a cold winter night. I'd listen to them talk for hours on end and admire each word they speak and how their lips move when they forms those words. I'd feel their skin under my fingertips and think to myself how beautiful this gift is. How lucky I am to be acknowledged by someone like them. How lucky I am to be allowed to touch such a masterpiece.
If we were naked, I wouldn't see them as something sexual. I'd see them as a work of art, each curve and particle carefully sculpted by the universe.
They would be like the brightest star in the night sky to me, and I would lie down on the cold grass and watch them every night. Even if it was raining, even if it was snowing, even if there were clouds covering the stars, I'd remember where they are and I'd stare at the clouds, just lucky to know that they're still shining, even if it isn't for me. They're so beautiful. Whoever I choose, they'll be so beautiful. I haven't met them yet, but I know this will be true. No matter who, or what they are. I will love them like a dog loves its owner. And I will wait for them like a dog waits for its owner.