It's huge!

 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[desmondmlles]

Tell me I’m wrong (x)

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Shaun: Well, then, we’ve got to find a way to cut down expenses. What can we live without?

William: Probably Desmond.

[cordidrove]

I feel that I need to practice more with interiors and perspective because I’ve never worked with such things properly. So … here I am, practicing interiors but still ignoring perspective

[incorrectassassinscreedquotes]

Desmond, is something bothering you? Besides me?

Shaun (via incorrectassassinscreedquotes)

[cordidrove]

That one certain hoodie again

[shaunhdick]

Desmond: Hi.

Shaun: There are over 1 million words and none of them can describe how much I want to hit your face with a chair.

Desmond: Bye.

[fysw]

Well if droids could think, there’d be none of us here, would there?

[sleepyspacedad-deactivated20181]

Sorry to interrupt, initiate.

Thought you’d like to know that Shaun and Rebecca got away from Otso Berg.

Berg runs a unit called Sigma Team. Violet de Costa is his tech support. They’ve been hunting and killing assassins for a long time.

[readtofilth]

“Are you wearing the-” “Chanel boots? Yeah, I am.”

[tiffix]

Is bayonetta the new Overwatch hero

[artist-formally-known-as-xazz-d]

Like Gabe’s son wouldn’t wear the best fucking bullshit cowboy boots ever

[chamiryokuroi]

@isle-of-hot-ass-men this took way too long but it is finally here!

(”There” is the cementery just to let you know)

I did not do anything for Desmond’s birthday and then I got this ask and I made it into angst, sorry.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Dear white people: do you understand now?

wonderfully made by @JennLi123

[shaunhdick]

Desmond: *sticking a plastic fork into a socket* Why can't I die?

Shaun: Try a metal fork.

Desmond: Oh look at me, the millionaire who can afford metal cutlery.

[shaunhdick]

chat title.

Shaun Hastings: So this is how it started...

Desmond Miles: What are you up to?

Shaun Hastings: Just brushing up on my American history, I... I say history. They certainly teach you strange things in the States.

[shaunhdick]

Lucy: Is masturbating while you're high called mastur-blazing?

Desmond: No, it's called high-jacking.

Rebecca: Guys, it's called weed-whacking.

Shaun: No, it's called disappointing your mother.

[stjaimy]

Mr. Hastings

[littlestpersimmon]

 international women’s day is today!!

[gimmekurtisconner]

parenting an angsty teen

[beyonceblockedme2]

leak the full track

[drinkpisspissblood]

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

[ghosthierophant]

leak the dad’s track instead

[cinnamonmoons]

@nightowljake