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HELLO AGAIN KIDS
Oh also it's been three days without Rachael maybe I'm dying pls come home I miss u @catuclysmic
My dad scheduled my drivers test aka I have a week to actually legit learn to park also he's gonna call about my hormones cuz Bain said he would write me a letter declaring me #stable
god i HATE the way crime shows aggressively push the idea that only guilty people (or occasionally innocent but morally repugnant people) want lawyers when talking to the police.
itās one of the most harmful lies on tv honestly because it encourages real people to waive their right to counsel making it vastly easier for cops to take advantage of them, lie to them, railroad them etc. regardless of your guilt or innocence, if youāre suspected of a crime, you need a lawyer.
this is literally how thousands of innocent people end up in jail/prison because cops have a strong as hell confirmation bias and will use tricky language and leading questions to either get you to confess or admit enough fault to convict. people have been sent to death row over this shit. ALWAYS get a lawyer.
Omg if I had a real keyboard and not my phone right now, the tales I would tell. The fact that police have tried to argue silence shows guilt or the fifth amendment doesnāt cover body language, make me speechless with rage. Also if you invoke fifth amendment rights it doesnāt mean they have to stop talking/questioning you. You have to invoke fifth amendment and Miranda rights (right to council). Once you say you want a lawyer they canāt continue. But you must invoke with each officer. Officers donāt have to share that you invoke with the other officers. The national layers guild and there know your rights trainings are indispensable.
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Fuck you, youāre not the boss
now im taking cities too. calm down or youāll have no place left to lay your head at night
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dear internet, let me tell you some things about my public-school-in-georgia sex education.
pictured above is my abstinence til marriage card, given to me in my eighth grade health class. as you can see, i did not sign it, so it is non-binding. they were āoptionalā but the teacher placed the basket at the front of the class and stared us down. my 13-year-old self had a very brief dilemma between 1. making a stand and not getting one or 2. getting one because itās fucking hilarious. i am very glad i chose the latter, because as i predicted, this is now something hilarious to show everyone.
that year in health we also learned āhow to spot the identifying features of a crack babyā which is literally nothing but lies. we had a system of anonymous questions, and once someone asked āhow do i know if iām a lesbian?ā our teacher looked disgusted and she replied āhow would i know? iām not a lesbian!ā
EDIT i forgot to mention when she gave these to us she suggested we ācut up our cards together with our husbands on our wedding dayā and i remember thinking, fuck if i marry someone from my middle school
the next time i had sex ed in high school it was taught by a dude gym coach who spent the whole time talking about his daughters. the book we were learning from listed ālow self-esteemā āstunted social growthā and ādepression,ā among others, as consequences of premarital sex. at one point, it asked us to fill in the disadvantages of having an abortion. our teacher went, āwell, iām personally against abortion, so weāre just going to skip this section,ā which confused me, because it was explicitly asking for an argument against abortion.
the last time i had sex ed it was pretty good and there were free condoms and we got little bottles of lube every time we answered questions, but i donāt think that counts cause it was in an intro to womenās studies class.
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in my 8th grade health class we watched this video about abstinence and the slogan was āa condom canāt protect your heartā
Our school made us watch a video with some man talking about how virginity was like a flower and that whenever we had sex with someone weād give a bit of that flower away. Then when we met someone we wanted to spend the rest of our lives with weād just be left with a wilted stem and a couple of petals when we should be giving them a whole flower.
I really wish I was joking.
I FUCKING HAD ONE OF THESE
IN LIKE, 2006
In church they used to tell us that we were like cupcakes and if we were physically intimate with our partners it was like getting the icing licked off, and therefore no one would want you afterwards because no one wants a licked cupcake.
In my sex Ed class, we had a lady come in from some unknown organization to teach us. She told us all that being a virgin is like being a delicate tea cup. No one wants to break you because youāre so perfect. Having sex with one person makes you a mug. A shame if it breaks but oh well. If you have sex with more than one person, youāre a water bottle. Something everyone throws away.
Can we discuss how my therapist decided calling me in the afternoon to make sure I'm not sleeping is serious dedication
Would it be bad if I vacuumed at like midnight if I live in a one bedroom apartment with my dad on the second floor lolololol
people calling america āthe land of the greatā and waving their stars'n'stripes banners, while im over here watching 22-year-old girls get killed by stalkers because the good ole U S of A still dont have gun control laws; seeing black kids get shot by cops for existing; witnessing an era in which cis white males can rape girls and get a six month long punishment because they can flap their hands in water well enough to float; existing in a world where being different in any way is a crime; watching an entire nation shudder in fear and disbelief because an orange coloured, flabby skinned, prejudiced old dickhead might rule an entire nation. if you still think america is great, im here to tell you: FUCK. YOU. you have your eyes closed to the horrors of your own country and then act surprised when things go to shit. slap some sense into yourself and wake the fuck up
Those of you at Pride
Please let us know that youāre safe. Not only was there the Orlando shooting, but a shooter was arrested with multiple explosives and weapons heading to LA Pride.
Donāt go somewhere without an exit strategy. Make sure you are aware of your surroundings at all times. It might be smart to stay sober this year as well.
Be watchful of those in the crowd with you. Large and bulky backpacks should automatically raise suspicion.
HAVE AN EXIT STRATEGY please. Donāt go into a room without two or three possible exits.
- Heda Kripa
Seriously, stay safe you guys. I was already there by the time I heard about the Santa Monica arrest and was nervous but they did up security A TON. Still, keep an eye out and please let people know youāre okay once you get home. Happy Pride, LA.
Everyone else, Happy Pride Month, stay safe, keep Orlando in your hearts.
Lol seeing so many parallels between the Orlando shooter and my mother that I'm legit scared to go to sleep like that bitch is crazy what if she tries to kill me again or something
can we, as a community, cancel 2016
āThe first Gay Pride flag was madeĀ in 1978 by a man named Gilbert Baker. He gave a meaning to each color.ā
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