to the bitches who eat slabs of butter: you are so sexy

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to the bitches who eat slabs of butter: you are so sexy
mm fulled of eggs
wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT
when the curse is lifted
please don't scry on me right now im jerking off
Um. *scrys
Oh No what is that thing…
Oh come on it can't be that bad. *Scrys*
You are fucked.
(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours
Who’s Eid. Your gf?
Who’s Eid…….
Eid Mubarak…
going online for hours at a time: depressing, bleak, I become convinced I'm fugly and poor and that nobody else has a messy room and that there is no hope for the future because we are a generation of lobotomised ipad babies
going online after being busy all day and I can't feel my feet anymore and I finally get 20 minutes to scroll tumblr: beautiful digital realm full of laughs jokes and funny beautiful women from all over the world let me live forever in the computer world idgaf
I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core
call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word
Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy
Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative 'yass queen's and call people 'mommy' on their transition timelines
Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy' and drawing exclusively skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people as nonbinary
for every we're so back there are three consecutive it's so overs
what am i supposed to do with the info that kageyama's family doesn't watch his games. furudate do you want me to kill myself
what am i supposed to do with the info that kageyama's family doesn't watch his games. furudate do you want me to kill myself
If the haikyuu movie comes out and it's bad it's gonna break me
Who's Hotter?
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
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