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@shayhtml-blog
today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”
#hair porn
i went to the mall today and they had santa’s thing sent up for christmas as they do per-usual. you wanna know what i did.. i got in line and waited my turn to sit on santa’s lap to tell him what i wanted. — then one of the elves told me that i’m too old to sit on santa’s lap. my heart was crushed.
... what is this blasphemy ? they didn’t even let you sit on the arm chair ? ‘cos let’s be honest, you could have just been a strangely large child & they’d have turned you away. crushed your dreams. made you stop believing in the spirit of christmas.
“you really should watch it, it’s a good show.”
“i might just, if it means i get to stare at milo more.”
✧˙˖*♡ imssg › from nicola.
nicola: i should start one tbh. nd feel free to request names too ?
nicola: idk i'm p sure we were meant 4 each other
nicola: but im taking that as a yes?? so r u gonna come tonight? we can even watch the new movies i bought!
shay: ur gonna make me feel so powerful?? but honestly big bird from sesame street?????? that bitch has it comin
shay: the stars have aligned for this moment
shay: u should take it as a heLL yes bc that sounds like a dream night to me. what new movies do u have tho 👀
“a Binge watching Gilmore Girls one.”
“y’know, i’ve actually not seen much of that show.”
✧˙˖*♡ imssg › from nicola.
nicola: no i didnt wanna maim anybody omfg
nicola: but now that you've brought up the subject .... :)
nicola: im jking!
nicola: i just wanted 2 know if u were down for pizza nd wine at my place ??
shay: omg if u start a maiming list i request i be the first to hear about it
shay: okay but are you like........ my soulmate or smth that sounds like the best thing eVER
“so it’s gonna be a Netflix and chill night.”
“--what kind of netflix & chill are we talking about?”
WOKE up with a bad headache. makes me just want to stay in me bed all cuddled up and catch up on me shows but i know i have to do what i’m supposed to do. can i be american and have a day off to celebrate turkey day.
DO you really have to ? i mean, unless you’re contractually obligated, i’d think you could do whatever you like. be an honorary american for the day. i’ve been doing it for years now, so why not ?
i’m so excited that thanksgiving is coming up. not sure how i feel about black friday since it can get pretty crazy. i’m heading home soon to be with my family and i can’t wait to taste my sister’s mashed potatoes. holidays just make me feel all warm inside, but that’s just me.
mashed potatoes are... everything. i’m not even american but i felt the need to stuff my face with three thousand tons of potatoes.
❝ ⁱⁿᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʸˡᵉʳ ⁕
TYLER: 911 this is an emergency
TYLER: 111!!!!!!1!!!!
SHAY: .......... did u fall in the toilet
✧˙˖*♡ imssg › from nicola.
nicola: heyyyy
nicola: can you do me a quick favor?
shay: if its about food hell yeah but if you want to maim someone im gonna need at /least/ a million
𝕞𝕤𝕤𝕘 ◇ 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖
PERRIE: how the hell am i meant to christmas shop for men
PERRIE: my brother is the worst person ever to shop for, i swear.
PERRIE: ideas would be SO welcome rn 😔 or a warm sympathy hug 😔
SHAY: i can definitely get you that hug
SHAY: this is why everybody needs amazon wish lists
SHAY: it'd be easier if i knEW your brother but with mine i tend to do a gag gift & then something related to whatever he's been talking about the most recently
leichannes:
you’re my kind of girl. damn, you’re full of compliments, i might have to keep you around. i might, but i never reveal my secrets.
i guess that would make you my kind of girl too. i’ve definitely got more of those lined up. probably enough to last a lifetime. not even for the number one pizza lover in the world ?
( ᵀᴱˣᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴷᴱᴺᴰᴬᴸᴸ. )
KENNY: PLS DON'T I FORBID YOU TO DO SUCH A THIG
KENNY: MY BABY SHANOOOONNNNN
KENNY: HGRT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT EITHER!!!!!!
KENNY: THANK YOU OMG
SHAY: ....... I MEAN OKAY BUT ALSO HOW DARE I
SHAY: YESYES WE'LL GET FUCKED UP ARE U FREE TOMORROW??
SHAY: UMMM IM DOING IT ANYWAY YOULL JUST HAVE TO DEAL
SHAY: HAVE YOU STARTED PLANNING YET??? IF U NEED HELP U KNOW I WILL GLADLY
shaym: First day off… #noworkynomovey😜