( && ♡ Live The Life You Love ♔ )

i'm a wanderer i'm a wanderer, baby ... turquoise seas and ocean breezes l o v i n g you was nice but it's a new day, a new season we are just alive and alright, alright, alright

[gonetitty]

[clippy]

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

[wedzma]

#hair porn

[svnnysvmmcr]

      i went to the mall today and they had santa’s thing sent up for christmas as they do per-usual. you wanna know what i did.. i got in line and waited my turn to sit on santa’s lap to tell him what i wanted. — then one of the elves told me that i’m too old to sit on santa’s lap. my heart was crushed.

[shayhtml-blog]

      ... what is this blasphemy ? they didn’t even let you sit on the arm chair ? ‘cos let’s be honest, you could have just been a strangely large child & they’d have turned you away. crushed your dreams. made you stop believing in the spirit of christmas.

[goth-minoru-blog]

“you really should watch it, it’s a good show.”

[shayhtml-blog]

“i might just, if it means i get to stare at milo more.”

[shayhtml-blog]

✧˙˖*♡ imssg › from nicola.

nicola: i should start one tbh. nd feel free to request names too ?

nicola: idk i'm p sure we were meant 4 each other

nicola: but im taking that as a yes?? so r u gonna come tonight? we can even watch the new movies i bought!

shay: ur gonna make me feel so powerful?? but honestly big bird from sesame street?????? that bitch has it comin

shay: the stars have aligned for this moment

shay: u should take it as a heLL yes bc that sounds like a dream night to me. what new movies do u have tho 👀

[goth-minoru-blog]

“a Binge watching Gilmore Girls one.”

[shayhtml-blog]

“y’know, i’ve actually not seen much of that show.”

[shayhtml-blog]

✧˙˖*♡ imssg › from nicola.

nicola: no i didnt wanna maim anybody omfg

nicola: but now that you've brought up the subject .... :)

nicola: im jking!

nicola: i just wanted 2 know if u were down for pizza nd wine at my place ??

shay: omg if u start a maiming list i request i be the first to hear about it

shay: okay but are you like........ my soulmate or smth that sounds like the best thing eVER

[goth-minoru-blog]

“so it’s gonna be a Netflix and chill night.”

[shayhtml-blog]

“--what kind of netflix & chill are we talking about?”

[mcdsbailey]

WOKE up with a bad headache. makes me just want to stay in me bed all cuddled up and catch up on me shows but i know i have to do what i’m supposed to do. can i be american and have a day off to celebrate turkey day. 

[shayhtml-blog]

DO you really have to ? i mean, unless you’re contractually obligated, i’d think you could do whatever you like. be an honorary american for the day. i’ve been doing it for years now, so why not ?

[listcnlcuren]

i’m so excited that thanksgiving is coming up. not sure how i feel about black friday since it can get pretty crazy. i’m heading home soon to be with my family and i can’t wait to taste my sister’s mashed potatoes. holidays just make me feel all warm inside, but that’s just me. 

[shayhtml-blog]

mashed potatoes are... everything. i’m not even american but i felt the need to stuff my face with three thousand tons of potatoes.

[shayhtml-blog]

❝ ⁱⁿᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵉˣᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʸˡᵉʳ ⁕

TYLER: 911 this is an emergency

TYLER: 111!!!!!!1!!!!

SHAY: .......... did u fall in the toilet

[shayhtml-blog]

✧˙˖*♡ imssg › from nicola.

nicola: heyyyy

nicola: can you do me a quick favor?

shay: if its about food hell yeah but if you want to maim someone im gonna need at /least/ a million

[shayhtml-blog]

𝕞𝕤𝕤𝕘 ◇ 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕖

PERRIE: how the hell am i meant to christmas shop for men

PERRIE: my brother is the worst person ever to shop for, i swear.

PERRIE: ideas would be SO welcome rn 😔 or a warm sympathy hug 😔

SHAY: i can definitely get you that hug

SHAY: this is why everybody needs amazon wish lists

SHAY: it'd be easier if i knEW your brother but with mine i tend to do a gag gift & then something related to whatever he's been talking about the most recently

[shayhtml-blog]

leichannes:

you’re my kind of girl. damn, you’re full of compliments, i might have to keep you around. i might, but i never reveal my secrets.

i guess that would make you my kind of girl too. i’ve definitely got more of those lined up. probably enough to last a lifetime. not even for the number one pizza lover in the world ?

[shayhtml-blog]

( ᵀᴱˣᵀ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴷᴱᴺᴰᴬᴸᴸ. )

KENNY: PLS DON'T I FORBID YOU TO DO SUCH A THIG

KENNY: MY BABY SHANOOOONNNNN

KENNY: HGRT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT EITHER!!!!!!

KENNY: THANK YOU OMG

SHAY: ....... I MEAN OKAY BUT ALSO HOW DARE I

SHAY: YESYES WE'LL GET FUCKED UP ARE U FREE TOMORROW??

SHAY: UMMM IM DOING IT ANYWAY YOULL JUST HAVE TO DEAL

SHAY: HAVE YOU STARTED PLANNING YET??? IF U NEED HELP U KNOW I WILL GLADLY

[shaymsource]

shaym: First day off… #noworkynomovey😜