Surfboart, Surfboart

You may call me Shaina, Shay, or Your Majesty IG: shayrulezd00d

[zakmarcin]

women’s march 2019

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[skaireina-deactivated20200607]

okay daddy

[stardyng]

People: Before she liked you, Hannah had a love life.

Clay:

[jupitergxrl]

the crew having a group hug in the center of the dance floor while the night we met plays in the background  

[impetusabyss]

[wear-your-seatbelt]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND JUST STAY HOME

If you go to Carleton University, please just stay home tomorrow!!!

This has been circulating around in Instagram and I wanted to share it here to signal boost this as much as possible. It’s better to be safe.

[contrallum]

me @ my life

[shayrulezd00d]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: the writers of how HIMYM completely destroyed a huge arc of their show and character development within 13 minutes of their series finale. they spent an entire season building up to Barney and Robin's wedding yet they got divorced over their "inability" to fix their marriage. and the way they finally got Barney, a person who over the years had some of the best character development in the show to finally settle down is because of his daughter. Was Robin not enough? Why did Ted need to get his stereotypical ending with Robin? Why did Ted need to go after Robin at all? Why couldn't Robin and Barney get their happy ending with each other?

[nsfwcobaltsnow]

[slavetomyheadcanon]

Just in case you needed a reminder of how big wolves actually are… because sometimes when there’s no context for size, I tend to think of them as a lot smaller than they really are.

[lionloveshisbear-deactivated202]

Adorable

[wvstedpotential-deactivated2024]

[reptisketch-deactivated20171107]

[raychjackson]

Say it ain’t so!!

[perceptur]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

What if “its raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both about the same event from different perspectives?

[invader-grim]

I ghostwrote this

[thotbonnetpepper]

[theclassiestheaux]

I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying

[icecewbs]

This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind

[atinybeanchild]

best comedy of the year 10/10

[whimsicalethnographies]

This girl has videos from when she was like 3 completely unscripted and she’s HILARIOUS

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck