Circumstances often don’t seem to easily align such that I can travel or go on adventures with my favorite people; there's always a boyfriend, a dearth of vacation days, or a lack of interest in some element of the trip (like camping in bear country). Fortunately, my friend Natalie offhandedly began talking about and inviting various people on a trip to Glacier she'd been planning for a particular week in July. To her surprise, 5 of us took her up on the invite, thus forming our motley crew: a high school friend of Natalie's from CA living in Brooklyn, 2 former ABC employees who recently left to start med school, a girlfriend of one of those ABCers (also in med school), and me and Natalie.
Starting in February, we started having regular planning calls via ABC's conference lines and in early March, the 4 of us in DC met at my place on a Sunday to review trail maps, check estimated campsite capacity, and submit our official application to NPS. Fast forward to late MAY and we find out our itinerary and application have been approved, so we can finally book flights and a rental car.
In July, I made a trip to REI with Natalie, dug my camping gear out of storage, tested my water filter, and packed up for the trip a few days before leaving. The morning of the trip, Natalie and I cabbed to Baltimore together at 4 am and eventually met the rest of the crew in Great Falls where we grocery shopped (the only trying experience of the entire trip) and began redistributing our pack weight. Unfortunately, Lauren's backpack never made it onto the plane in Newark, so in what turned out to be a happy mistake, we had to stay at our rental house 2 nights and combine our first and second days of hiking into one long one so that the pack could be delivered to us. That allowed us to do a spectacular 10-miler without packs in addition to what we had planned, plus get another good night of sleep before setting out.
From there, it was a lot of walking, talking about dumb shit, then going through the usual campsite routines. Some of the more story-worthy elements include:
Seeing a bear 2 hours into our first day, prompting hours of karaoke + camp songs sung at the top of our lungs
Slogging through inches of thick mud and shoulder-high brush, walking across snow-capped mountains, cruising around lakes with pebbles under foot, eating lunch on mountaintop a that looked like scenes from The Sound of Music, and enduring a lot of rain, but having so much fun. Well, type 2 fun at least (fun in retrospect; like marathoning)
Begrudging having to carry a cucumber the entire trip and forcing people to eat it at the end of the trip to make the weight (sort of) worth the while
Establishing expert roles, which made me the best damn water supplier around
Listening and laughing at a 47-minute long tall tale about ranger Wes, whom we'd met earlier in the day. The saga featured a murder, identity swapping, and a venue called Bob's Beer and Bounce House, which helped us all get through the day when morale was at an all-time low
Trying not to laugh when we later ran into Ranger Wes again and couldn't remember what was real and what wasn't
Stripping down to our undies at the end of the last hike and jumping in 30 degree Waterton Lake, screaming the whole time. Then repeating
Laying out on the rocks in said undies drying off for a few hours
Taking a boat to Canada at the end of our hike and communicating with customs via walkie talkie, only sharing our names and birth dates. (This marks my 3rd time in Canada and 3rd time not getting a passport stamp)
Eating a stupid amount of pizza and enjoying a beer in Canada, while simultaneously realizing how bad we smelled from not showering or using deodorant for 5 days
Seeing a deer walking around town and eating off of trees while standing on its hindlegs and being the only people who found this amusing
Hitching a ride to the Canada-Montana border from a crazy hiking guide named Jon who played the harmonica, taught us to beat box, and sang the praises of the triangle as a valuable musical instrument
Befriending Ranger Wes and Driver Jon on social media for continued stalking to use as guidance for future tall tales
Going through customs on foot with cars in front and behind us
Enjoying the best 7-minute showers of our lives (Lauren’s orders) at a nice hotel in Great Falls before heading to dinner for Natalie's birthday
Jaywalking slowly in front of a truck (since we’d obviously forgotten about the existence of live traffic) whose owner then shouted "move faster or I'll get out and beat your asses"
Hitting up the Sip 'n' Dip, a bar with MERMAIDS swimming around in a tank and enjoying a communal fish bowl while we watched
So, clearly an awesome trip. Get your booties out to Glacier! And take these lessons with you: bring more trail mix and warm clothing than seems reasonable, make sure you have a good water bladder, and carry your hiking poles even when it seems dumb.