[hungwy]

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[pissvortex]

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

[hungwy]

music is stupid

[hungwy]

music is for bad idiots 🫂

[sasuke-offical]

So everyone should die?

[hungwy]

Obviously

[toskarin]

no

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[sacred-portal]

[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

[delmondo]

music that plays during those ads theaters run for their exclusive member club cards before the trailers start

[badassdemonsword]

When youre coming back from the Kevin Macleod rave and one of you almost died

[domesticabuser]

[thraginsufferable]

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

[thraginsufferable]

[whompthatsucker1981]

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret