[plays harp]

ew what's a zelda is it contagious i don't want to die. ((crack sheik rp blog; lolrule))

[sheikchic]

[triforcefucker69]

Ah… they’re really pretty, but you don’t need to buy it for me. I can buy it myself, no big deal!

[sheikchic]

Consider it a gift. Or a bribe, to get you to leave my hand attached to my body.

[sheikchic]

[ahem]

Hilda. I found a gallery of lovely glass flowers that I believe are pretty enough to replace the triforce. Please, peruse the shop and I will purchase one for you.

[triforcefucker69]

!!!

Ah…!

[sheikchic]

I hope that will suffice.

[sheikchic]

Hilda.

I found something.

[sheikchic]

i went friendless for 7 years and now i know why 

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:triforcefucker69 replied to your...

I’M NOT SAYING I’M TAKING IT FROM YOU I’M JUST SAYING IT’D BE COOL

IF WE'RE FRIENDS YOU'LL HAVE THE TRIFORCE WITH YOU

[sheikchic]

Hilda's Tiny Ninja Friend rights have been revoked.

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:triforcefucker69 replied to your...

BUT IT’S LESS RUDE TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION FIRST

I NEED BOTH HANDS

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:triforcefucker69 replied to your...

I WON’T CUT OFF YOUR HAND WITHOUT PERMISSION THAT’S RUDE

WANTING TO CUT OFF MY HAND AT ALL IS RUDE

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:triforcefucker69 replied to your...

I’M NOT ALWAYS GOING TO BE TRYING JUST OCCASIONALLY

NO I CAN'T DO THIS WHAT IF WE HAVE A SLEEPOVER AND I WAKE UP WITH NO HAND I'M SORRY HILDA THIS IS GOODBYE

[hipsterfi]

groose, sheik,

hilda can hear you two

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:triforcefucker69 replied to your post:i can’t be...

THAT SOUNDS WEIRD I JUST WANT THE TRIFORCE IN THE FORM OF THE TRIFORCE

I'M SORRY HILDA BUT IF YOU'REA LWAYS GOING TO BE TRYING TO CUT OFF MY HAND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO END OUR FRIENDSHIP

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:i can't be friends with somebody who wants to cut off my hand

I JSUT WANT THE TRIFORCE PLEASE

HILDA PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY HAND YOU CAN HAVE THE TRIFORCE IN THE FORM OF ME ALL OF ME

[sheikchic]

i can't be friends with somebody who wants to cut off my hand

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:triforcefucker69 replied to your post:I don’t...

well i do wanna cut off your hand for your triforce. but that has nothing to do with the reason i like you!

[sheikchic]

triforcefucker69 replied to your post:I don’t think I can be friends with someone who...

i don’t only like YOU for your hand, silly! i like your hand for your hand! i like you because you’re really cool!

And here I thought you wanted to cut off my hand for my triforce.

Thank you though, Hilda. You're cooler than I.